Similarly, if boys could pull their jeans up so I don't have to see their dirty saggy old boxers, or even better THEIR BUM CRACK, while I'm walking behind them, that would be smashing.
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Quote: zooo @ May 9 2012, 1:01 PM BSTSimilarly, if boys could pull their jeans up so I don't have to see their dirty saggy old boxers, or even better THEIR BUM CRACK, while I'm walking behind them, that would be smashing.
*pictures Aaron wearing Simon Cowell's pants and understands why
There's a report on Al Jazeera that an attempted martyrdom bombing on a London bus was foiled when the bomber
"looked around preparing to go to paradise, when he saw a cracking pair of knockers and figured life was still worth living."
well done EJP you deserve a medal!
Quote: sootyj @ May 9 2012, 12:59 PM BSTQuite how dare unattractive women expose their bottoms to you whilst you fill up your Coop economy wank bank.
Just as zooo has pointed out, the unwanted flashing of flesh by unattractive people is not welcomed in a public arena.
The sudden appearance of an unclad, unattractive bottom on the Tube does not make me Fred West. Quite the opposite, have you seen the size of Rose West's booty?
I don't think Zooo was saying L.E. is unattractive.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 9 2012, 1:43 PM BSTJust as zooo has pointed out, the unwanted flashing of flesh by unattractive people is not welcomed in a public arena.
Just to nitpick, I never mentioned unattractive. I don't want to see any strangers' bum cracks or undies.
Quote: Marc P @ May 9 2012, 1:53 PM BSTI don't think Zooo was saying L.E. is unattractive.
zooo was pointing out that she disliked being 'forced' to look at men's bum cracks, which she obviously finds unattractive. I was pointing out that much in the same way, I don't like seeing unattractive female bottoms on display.
I have yet to see L.E.'s bum crack, so cannot comment on whether it is appropriate for public viewing.
I reckon it's fragrant.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 9 2012, 1:43 PM BSTJust as zooo has pointed out, the unwanted flashing of flesh by unattractive people is not welcomed in a public arena.
The sudden appearance of an unclad, unattractive bottom on the Tube does not make me Fred West. Quite the opposite, have you seen the size of Rose West's booty?
They had a very open marriage
He had sex with hitchhikers
She tortured and killed them
They both buried them
Now how many other marriages are so balanced and equal?
nb I was commenting on your annoyance at looking for a bit of prime bum flesh and being angered at being presented with corned beef.
Quote: zooo @ May 9 2012, 1:55 PM BSTJust to nitpick, I never mentioned unattractive. I don't want to see any strangers' bum cracks or undies.
How about Ryan Gosling? That guy is just carved out of sex...
I do not get the Ryan Gosling thing. He just looks like any other bloke.
Quote: zooo @ May 9 2012, 2:08 PM BSTI do not get the Ryan Gosling thing. He just looks like any other bloke.
I ask that you look at the first page of entries to "bloke" on Google Images, then do the same for "Ryan Gosling". The sexy bastard is a cut above.
Quote: zooo @ May 9 2012, 1:59 PM BSTI reckon it's fragrant.
Not sure if 'fragant' is flattering or not. As long as it's waxed and Klingon free, then we're off to a good start.
Quote: David Bussell @ May 9 2012, 2:11 PM BSTI ask that you look at the first page of entries to "bloke" on Google Images, then do the same for "Ryan Gosling". The sexy bastard is a cut above.
Gaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Whats the agenda of the Starfleet branch of UKIP?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 9 2012, 2:13 PM BSTAs long as it's waxed and Klingon free, then we're off to a good start.
Boo!