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Quote: billwill @ May 1 2012, 5:26 PM BST

It wasn't wood; it's a concrete floor under that with old vinyl tiles & then the levelling mix (Cement+Latex) and finally the oak patterned Vinyl that you see in the pictures above, to give the impression of a nice wood floor, (but far more practical for a kitchen).

Any scuttling spiders are now imprisoned in the walls, because I filled any holes with plaster filler, especially around the sink waste outlet where the original plumber 37 years ago never bothered to properly finish the hole he made for the waste pipe to go through the wall.

This was the vinyl while it was being wrestled with yesterday.

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Can't be bothered to read the post.

Bill are you burying people in your kitchen?

Just got back from a celebration of the charity I work for at Downing Street hosted by Sam Cam,

bleurgh

Quote: sootyj @ May 1 2012, 10:41 PM BST

Just got back from a celebration of the charity I work for at Downing Street hosted by Sam Cam,

bleurgh

Oh, comiserations soots. Does she look like a horse close up?

I thought she was the cleaning lady turned up early.

I almost tried to get a knee trembler in the cleaning cupboard.

Because I'm disgusting like that.

Quote: zooo @ May 1 2012, 9:58 PM BST

Hmm. I think you could get away with student until your graduation day.

Orrr, more importantly until your NUS card runs out. I used my Peacocks discount until the last damn day. ;)

My girlfriend's Uni discount card thing has no expire date on it. Very handy lovely little card that.

:O
Whaaaa? Mine did. :(

Quote: billwill @ May 1 2012, 5:26 PM BST

It wasn't wood; it's a concrete floor under that with old vinyl tiles & then the levelling mix (Cement+Latex) and finally the oak patterned Vinyl that you see in the pictures above, to give the impression of a nice wood floor, (but far more practical for a kitchen).

Any scuttling spiders are now imprisoned in the walls, because I filled any holes with plaster filler, especially around the sink waste outlet where the original plumber 37 years ago never bothered to properly finish the hole he made for the waste pipe to go through the wall.

This was the vinyl while it was being wrestled with yesterday.

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Believe me, the creepy little bastards will always find a way in.

Have just discovered Draw Something. Should keep amused for a few days.

L.E. has bought piano lessons to see if she can reignite the passion she had as a child for playing piano.

Mulitple innuendo joke oppos ignored

well done Ellie I was thinking of singing lessons.

Fancy becoming the new captain and Teneale?

I just applied for a job and it took about 2 hours. I hope I didn't just end up sounding stupid by the end.

Woah - I don't think I've ever spent longer than 20 mins on a job application. The interview process on the other hand...

I had an interview once that took 2 minutes. And they took me in a few minutes early, so it was literally over before it was supposed to begin.

Needless to say, I wasn't offered the job.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 2 2012, 2:51 PM BST

I just applied for a job and it took about 2 hours. I hope I didn't just end up sounding stupid by the end.

Was it one of those bloody online questionnaire-type things?

It had an online questionnaire, yeah. I gave good long answers, though, so hopefully those will be goo? It was all about teamwork and other "key skills".

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 2 2012, 4:31 PM BST

It had an online questionnaire, yeah. I gave good long answers, though, so hopefully those will be goo? It was all about teamwork and other "key skills".

Goo?

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