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Graham Bandage has a sore throat, as if he'd been gargling tin tacks.

My mother asked me how I was when she phoned before. So I told her I found it painful to talk. She expressed the requisite amount of sympathy and then proceeded to ask me a series of questions.

Been working on hand written letters all night (they're bad and take ages), and no with less than half an hour to go they give store reports (really easy and take 5 miutes to deal with). This is, my friends, an outrage!

Quote: EllieJP @ February 13 2009, 2:39 PM GMT

Ellie is getting worried as it's getting closer to the end of the day, and STILL no flowers from my boyfriend. Think she may give up hope soon.

Blimey bloody norah. Wouldn't it be nicer if he gave you flowers himself? Or indeed ON Valentine's Day, rather than the 'unlucky' day beforehand?

Quote: Aaron @ February 14 2009, 1:48 AM GMT

Blimey bloody norah. Wouldn't it be nicer if he gave you flowers himself? Or indeed ON Valentine's Day, rather than the 'unlucky' day beforehand?

Aaron doesn't understand a woman's need to have the flowers delivered to her office in order to impress/infuriate the other women.

I once had a dozen roses delivered to my workplace. I wouldn't recommend it if you don't enjoy the piss being ripped out of you for a fortnight solid.

Quote: DaButt @ February 14 2009, 2:07 AM GMT

Aaron doesn't understand a woman's need to have the flowers delivered to her office in order to impress/infuriate the other women.

Pathetic.

(zooo suggested that to me as a reason whilst I was typing it. But not because she feels that way, she adds.)

Quote: roscoff @ February 14 2009, 12:06 PM GMT

I once had a dozen roses delivered to my workplace. I wouldn't recommend it if you don't enjoy the piss being ripped out of you for a fortnight solid.

By the kids or the teachers? ;)

Robyn had an amazing time at the party last night, but is horrified at the photos, and has a cough worse than ever.

I'm slightly more ambivalent about the photos. Cor. ;)

Whistling nnocently

I looked like my mummmmm! *worries*

Your mum must dress like that when I'm not around then. :P

My face looked like hers. :P

*makes mental note to not get you confused in the future*

Just got back from taking my son's visiting girlfriend on the obligatory tour of downtown and the Alamo. We stopped and had a drink with my son's friend who is out here for Air Force training. His friend's uncle, an Air Force colonel, was also in town and we had a good talk about military life and fine beer.

The woman who took my money as I left the parking garage said, "May the good Lord bless you abundantly, sir."

Having a Guinness or two at the theater before the movie (Coraline 3D) begins.

mmmmmmmmmmmmm Guinness.

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