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Black spiders on black towels are pretty much invisible. Until they jump on your face, that is.

A good reason to never have black towels!

but what if I'm a master of bathroom kungfu?

but what if I'm a master of bathroom kungfu?

Quote: zooo @ April 7 2012, 5:24 PM BST

A good reason to never have black towels!

They weren't black when he bought them. Sick

Quote: bigfella @ April 7 2012, 11:31 AM BST

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I do like this game, but what are we playing? I have to go out soon, can someone else can an eye of BF's numbers?!

I'm really glad I found that bottle of vodka at the back of the cupboard. I needed to save money.

I have found six bottles of stella and Elvis on You Tube.

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To be fair the bloke can sing. But can he drink Stella like me?

The sun has set, you can open those Easter eggs now.

Not that anyone waits till Easter Sunday these days anyways.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 7 2012, 1:19 PM BST

I think that's half the problem, a lot of people seem to 'enjoy' the process and the endorphins released after the pain.

Got into a conversation once with a goth girl who had loads and loads of tattoos and she pretty much admitted that the tattoos were a substitute for self harming. But like all elborately adorned goth / punk people, she looked far more interesting then she actually was - maybe it's an inverse proportion thing?

For the record, I don't mind one or two discrete tattoos on a lady and Scat's one looks quite tasteful and can be easily covered up with a watch for more formal occassions if need be.

(I have self-harm issues and tattoos are definitely not the same for my fyi. Just as a TMI side-note.)

I used to be really worried about how it'll look when I'm older but y'know, I figure I won't care that much when I'm older as long as I can wear tights/socks to cover it. Besides, I like how it looks so. :)

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 7 2012, 8:34 PM BST

(I have self-harm issues and tattoos are definitely not the same for my fyi. Just as a TMI side-note.)

I used to be really worried about how it'll look when I'm older but y'know, I figure I won't care that much when I'm older as long as I can wear tights/socks to cover it. Besides, I like how it looks so. :)

Live for the moment girl!

We could be dead in a fortnight.

Yeah and that. But I loathe that stupid YOLO thing all the kids are doing these days.

YOLO?

Its like a yoyo

"YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE". But said like a word, "yolo".

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