Quote: Leevil @ February 12 2009, 3:35 PM GMTRectangle zooo, rectangle.
She's nice and curvy, actually.
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Lol, and corr.
Quote: zooo @ February 12 2009, 3:45 PM GMTHa! I'm afraid I do not have a flat screen TV. Many apologies.
They're still boxes. Just thinner.
Currently browsing this place, skiving at work. Hungry.
What's your job??
I sit in office and answer customer complaints. For Tesco. instead of working on scripts and sketches.
Oooh.
At least you can go online between annoying calls!
I'm on letters, and they are a great source for material. The Great British Public can be so hilariously stupid.
As in "I fell on a knife you sold me and I'd like to sue you for making it so bloody sharp, I could have had my eye out"?
And we've been put into call support - gotta go. For one call just to clear the boards. A simple refund! Booyah! 
10.58 now - goin' home! 
Replacing my second failed hard drive in a month. First it was Mac Mini and now my old, seldom-used Dell laptop has bitten the dust. Luckily I had a spare drive from an old Mac laptop sitting around, so now I just have to wade through the tedious cycle of XP updates and reboots. 
Quote: Balf @ February 12 2009, 10:34 PM GMTI'm on letters, and they are a great source for material. The Great British Public can be so hilariously stupid.
Quote: zooo @ February 12 2009, 10:39 PM GMTAs in "I fell on a knife you sold me and I'd like to sue you for making it so bloody sharp, I could have had my eye out"?
Yea about that! You guys said you'd contact me back about that knife! I want my compensation! compensation! I feel a song coming on!
Comp-en-sations for my lac-er-ations!
Cash for that rash your store's hash,
Money for that honey I thought was much too runny,
Bills for the pills that were not refilled!
I'll whine until I get my way, while you sit in your cubical in dismay,
If I don't get want I want you can bet I'll go over top,
"Let me speak to your manager" is what I will shriek in your ear,
until you pass me through to your superior!
Comp-en-sations for my lac-er-ations!
Cash for that rash I got after eating your store's hash,
Money for that honey I thought was much too runny,
Bills for the pills that were not refilled!
Keep it together man, because tomorrow is another day,
five hundred more customers waiting to have their say,
bitch and moan is every call you hear,
Only a sadomasochist could want such a career,
Quote: Balf @ February 12 2009, 10:21 PM GMTI sit in office and answer customer complaints. For Tesco.
Oh dear God.
Ellie has just moved office desks at work, and now believes Feng Shui works... or rather just moving away from her horrid boss.
Do you actually know what feng shui involves?