Just ordered myself The YouTube Collection on Laserdisc! So excited!
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I was always told April Fools jokes had to be done by 12pm or it was bad luck, is this no longer the case? There really should be some cut off point.
It must still be morning somewhere!
Quote: zooo @ April 1 2012, 4:22 PM BSTIt must still be morning somewhere!
The sun won't rise for another hour in Hawaii.
Quote: zooo @ April 1 2012, 4:22 PM BSTIt must still be morning somewhere!
True.
Quote: DaButt @ April 1 2012, 3:56 PM BSTIt's even more breathtaking in real life as there are huge outcroppings on either side. It kind of gives me vertigo and the climb up from the lower seats is brutal in the thin air at 6200 feet in elevation. Maybe I'll bring an oxygen bottle.
Bono and his mullet performing there in 1983: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM4vblG6BVQ
Nice venue - shame about the band !
Just had a look at some things I wrote some years ago and was torn between thinking some of it was good and some of it was utterly cringeworthy shite.
Having just updated my elance profile I'm now offering to write a funny script for a school in India, for 10 year olds.
Fun heh.
And hey Keewik you gotta write the shite before you write the gold.
Never regret writing stuff.
Quote: AJGO @ April 1 2012, 12:48 PM BSTWas the zombie gun one the Mail story? I thought that then when they got to the bit about the family that killed themselves wondered if even the Mail would include that in a wind-up
The Sun's Emirates fragrance and the comments is my favourite so far, although people being pompous on the Guardian website about Shaun Ryder being the government's class spokesman alongside pasty campaign is also excellent.
Since joints were en route to complete breakdown glad it happened today as much funnier news around. Wrists are so bad can't lift kettle, really want a cup of tea
Ouch, sympathy is there anything you can do for the pain?
I haven't seen my back yard since Superbowl Sunday (the beer was on the back porch) so imagine my surprise when I saw weeds taller than I am. The grass in the front yard was barely tall enough to cut, so I was stunned when I walked out the back door. Today's chore was more safari than mowing.
Been dicking around elance the last week or so, isn't this the sweetest option?
I didn't even consider sending in an mp3 of me bringing wind for 15 inutes.
Quote: Harridan @ April 1 2012, 4:16 PM BSTJust ordered myself The YouTube Collection on Laserdisc! So excited!
That is a good one.
I already need some of their weatherproof exterior storage racks.
Just spent 9 hours building a bed.
It said 90 mins on the instructions 
Awww so sorry you feel bad AJGO, hope your'e better today. I had a great time in Bruges, very knackered after lots of walking.
I did fall for one online joke, 'rub-screen' and sniff the perfume, sad isn't it?
Quote: sootyj @ April 1 2012, 10:36 PM BSThttps://www.elance.com/j/love-song-wife/29622943/?backurl=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZWxhbmNlLmNvbS9yL2pvYnMvcS1sYXVnaA==
Been dicking around elance the last week or so, isn't this the sweetest option?
I didn't even consider sending in an mp3 of me bringing wind for 15 inutes.
Just had a quick look at the elance site.
Bit frightening that their tracking software takes random screenshots of your desktop just to check you're not skiving.
Blimey!
Quote: zooo @ April 1 2012, 12:34 PM BSTI saw one about a zombie gun that I rather enjoyed.
Oh. The zombie gun story was true.