Quote: sootyj @ February 29 2012, 7:09 AM GMTHaridan its your fault for losing your hormones in the first place
They're probably in the bottom of my handbag somewhere! 
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Yeh and you probably won't look for them till you're at a cash point and there's a queue
Quote: sootyj @ February 29 2012, 7:49 AM GMTYeh and you probably won't look for them till you're at a cash point and there's a queue
Well isn't that the time to look? You're not suggesting I have things ready before I need them, are you?! Madness!
Wrote a poem for another competition. But I don't want to enter now. 
Enter or I'll bombard you with dogerel.
There was a young man called cyril
Whose poems were all dogerel
He wrote about a squirrel
Called also Cyril what doggerel
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 29 2012, 1:15 PM GMTWrote a poem for another competition. But I don't want to enter now.
Do it!
Yep, get it in Scats.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 29 2012, 1:15 PM GMTWrote a poem for another competition. But I don't want to enter now.
Post it up here. What kind of pome?
There once was a gal named Floozy
Who wrote a poem and it was a doozy
But she tried to back out
Which caused DaButt to shout,
"What have you got to lose-y?!"
There was an old man called Dabbut
who at writing poems was a mutt
He rhymed floozy with doozy
Because on beer he was boozy
The wobbly old beer gut
There once was a geezer called Sooty
Who was clearly a little bit nutty
In a limerick he put
A rhyme about Da Butt
To me this was overly smutty
There once was a scatter brained floozy
Who was not altogether too choosy
For time after time
She'd write Rhyme after Rhyme
Then just chuck them in her jacuzzi!
Quote: Marc P @ February 29 2012, 2:18 PM GMTThere once was a scatter brained floozy
Who was not altogether too choosy
For time after time
She'd write Rhyme after Rhyme
Then just chuck them in her jacuzzi!
I vote Marc's is the best.
Quote: Marc P @ February 29 2012, 1:45 PM GMTPost it up here. What kind of pome?
I won't post it up. 
I'll PM it if anyone really wants to see, but don't be too harsh. It's a contest at uni, and you have to take inspiration from the phrase "Faster, Stronger, Higher".
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 29 2012, 3:30 PM GMTI won't post it up.
Lois Lane cried a refrain
At her rotten beaus
Superman super bad drug shame
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 29 2012, 1:15 PM GMTWrote a poem for another competition. But I don't want to enter now.
Now look what you've done you've unleashed a plague of purple prose upon the thread,