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Quote: Lee @ February 25 2012, 2:04 AM GMT

Maybe I need a piece of string that runs along each arm likes kids have for their mittens. But this one would run throughout my body from my socks to my hat.

Get a few pairs of the same thing, then if you loose one you still have a pair. I've beaten the sock monster by doing this.

Poor sock monster, gets such a hard time. We all have to eat

Why am I covered in dust and trying not to weep pitifully over my ridiculous amount of books that somehow need moving when there are pub gardens that are surely feeling horribly abandoned and are whispering along the concrete grapevine 'where is AJGO? We are sunny, we are a smoking area, we are near to ale, why has she forsaken us?'?

;) Go you've earned it!

;) Go you've earned it!

Bollocks did I, I just whinged and got quite dusty! But several bags full of books packed now as well as cutlery that I actually need to use, and I'm so dusty I look like a budget Covent Garden mime so think I'll have a glass of wine.

Quote: Harridan @ February 25 2012, 11:44 AM GMT

Going to see Patrick Stewart in Bingo this afternoon. Very excited, but I've got a cough and I would just be mortified if I had a coughing fit during the performance. Must find a way to supress it!

Hall's Extra Strong cough sweets.

Quote: Harridan @ February 25 2012, 11:44 AM GMT

Going to see Patrick Stewart in Bingo this afternoon. Very excited, but I've got a cough and I would just be mortified if I had a coughing fit during the performance. Must find a way to supress it!

That happened to me quite badly twice at inopportune moments, once at a job interview...a tickly cough that rendered me unable to speak, just cough cough cough, eyes watering, the lot...the interviewer had to go and get me a glass of water, it was humiliating, but I got the job!..the other time was paying for something in a shop, not as bad but still embarrassing.
Like Keewik says bring some lozenges and have a bottle of water in your bag too.

Suck on a fisherman's friend before you leave home ....

Quote: Oldrocker @ February 25 2012, 6:38 PM GMT

Suck on a fisherman's friend before you leave home ....

I had two of those in my car today.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ February 25 2012, 6:43 PM GMT

I had two of those in my car today.

:O

Quote: Oldrocker @ February 25 2012, 6:38 PM GMT

Suck on a fisherman's friend before you leave home ....

Until I joined BCG I would never have had a dubious thought about that statement. :O

So tired. LONG day at work.

Quote: keewik @ February 25 2012, 8:40 PM GMT

Until I joined BCG I would never have had a dubious thought about that statement. :O

Filth merchants the lot of us now ;)

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 25 2012, 9:16 PM GMT

So tired. LONG day at work.

Why so Scats?

I only had a 20 minute lunch break in a 9 hour day, so many moany customers, my co-workers going crazy cos I had my hair tied up (totally unproductive...)...

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