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Shouldn't that be Arizona?

Quote: reds @ February 25 2012, 12:09 AM GMT

Grumpy after seeing the state of bank account. Hopes it will look better in a few weeks after back pay.

Are you in new job yet?

Quote: Oldrocker @ February 25 2012, 12:11 AM GMT

D'ya know if she was rising or not?

Mine was a bit too subtle wasn't it.
But we were on the same wavelength.

Fookin' lost one of my gloves tonight. This pair being the ones that replaced my previous pair, which were in fact my faourite pair to which I had lost one of those. I cannot confirm whether or not though that the two none lost halves of the two pairs would create a new pair of mismatched designs but opposite direction.

I hate that.
Normally gloves stay in a pair far longer than socks could ever hope to.

Maybe I need a piece of string that runs along each arm likes kids have for their mittens. But this one would run throughout my body from my socks to my hat.

I like that idea.
Can I see your business plan?

Yeah, hang on let me find the right piece of string to pulln

I know that this should be in the Countdown thread but I just laughed at the following exchange.

Ann Widecombe: I was thinking of myself when I did this but I've got STOUTER
Nick Hewer: Skanker?
Ann Widecombe: Stouter!
Laughing out loud

Maybe he misheard her, maybe he was dissing her, who knows.

Quote: AJGO @ February 25 2012, 12:16 AM GMT

Are you in new job yet?

I am, which is why I will get backpay. Paperwork didn't get processed in time for this round of pay. Got anough to pay the bills and eat between now and then, so that's the main thing.

Going to see Patrick Stewart in Bingo this afternoon. Very excited, but I've got a cough and I would just be mortified if I had a coughing fit during the performance. Must find a way to supress it!

It's getting warmer and the nights are drawing out. Spring's on the way. :(

Quote: chipolata @ February 25 2012, 12:19 PM GMT

It's getting warmer and the nights are drawing out. Spring's on the way.

:)

Even you can't moan about Spring.

It is the best season.

Quote: bigfella @ February 25 2012, 12:22 PM GMT

:)

Even you can't moan about Spring.

Pfff! I can and will. I have to go out in it soon. :(

Quote: Harridan @ February 25 2012, 11:44 AM GMT

Going to see Patrick Stewart in Bingo this afternoon. Very excited, but I've got a cough and I would just be mortified if I had a coughing fit during the performance. Must find a way to supress it!

I read that and thought you see Picard playing bingo
That would be cool

Nb coughing is often a reflex more than a physical need

Try distracting your self

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