Pretty sure I served Alan Moore today. I asked him if he had a membership card to get his name on my screen but he'd forgotten it 
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If he writes a SuperLeevil cartoon soon then I'll believe you.
Otherwise I think you just met Giant Haystacks.
No doubt SuperLeevil will be the result of a radioactive sandwich man having sex with drug crazed, PVC-clad, Vegan warrior woman in an alternative reality where the earth is ruled by androids and Tesco in an Orwellian society where everyone is tracked by their club cards.
Roo was up mega early to make a bacon butty for her Daddy because she is lovely.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ January 19 2012, 5:39 AM GMTNo doubt SuperLeevil will be the result of a radioactive sandwich man having sex with drug crazed, PVC-clad, Vegan warrior woman in an alternative reality where the earth is ruled by androids and Tesco in an Orwellian society where everyone is tracked by their club cards.
That's just a usual week night for us. And it's Co-op not Tesco. 
Chip's on the train reading a copy of Jehovas Witness magazine The Watchtower he found. An elerly black woman has just asked him if he goes to church. "Er, sometimes," he lied and she seemed quite pleased. Well done, Chip!
Quote: Lee @ January 19 2012, 9:09 AM GMTThat's just a usual week night for us. And it's Co-op not Tesco.
Ooooo get you. 
Has signed up to a few of those shop points cards today. In 30 years I might have enough points to get a cup!
Quote: chipolata @ January 19 2012, 12:44 PM GMTAn elerly black woman has just asked him if he goes to church. "Er, sometimes," he lied and she seemed quite pleased.
Aww.
Although it was a lie so you're going to HELL.
Hi zooo. Can you arrange some kind of special wowness for when I reach 2000 posts, please?
You send me the traditional '2000 posts' celebratory naked photo of yourself, and I'll post it.
Quote: zooo @ January 19 2012, 2:28 PM GMTYou send me the traditional '2000 posts' celebratory naked photo of yourself, and I'll post it.
This is why your on the 'Sex pest' register.
Hee.
Quote: zooo @ January 19 2012, 2:28 PM GMTYou send me the traditional '2000 posts' celebratory naked photo of yourself, and I'll post it.
This is traditional? Fine by me.
Do I PM you or put it in the open forum?
Open forum. I'm sure everyone will want to share in your 2000th post celebrations.
Quote: TopBanana @ January 19 2012, 2:26 PM GMTHi zooo. Can you arrange some kind of special wowness for when I reach 2000 posts, please?
Quote: zooo @ January 19 2012, 2:28 PM GMTYou send me the traditional '2000 posts' celebratory naked photo of yourself, and I'll post it.
Here's one he sends to everyone 
