He was probably muttering cor, look at the arse on that. It's like a bicyclist wolf whistle the ping ping.
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Love the 'black plod' avatar no wonder he knocked you over!
Not sure I like mine anymore? seemed a good idea at the time.
On the way in to work this morning I bumped into a woman I used to work with. She had been a pretty young thing back then and on the day of the team Christmas meal she had handed me a Christmas card; I thought nothing of it and put the card in my desk. I did not get round to speaking to her properly at the meal or in the pub afterwards; I should imagine I got a bit bladdered. Subsequent to that she had seemed a bit off with me. Months later, after she had moved on, I found the card in my desk and read the message, which basically said 'come get me'.
She is married with kids now, and had piled on the pounds, but I could not help thinking wistfully of what might have been.
Quote: Marc P @ January 12 2012, 10:45 AM GMTHe was probably muttering cor, look at the arse on that.
I appreciate you trying to make me feel good about my derrière, Marc, but this wasn't a cheeky positive ping-ping. This was a surly passive-aggressive ping-ping (although to be fair to him, he had given me a cheery tring a few seconds earlier in an effort to get me to move out of his way, so I may have been in the wrong!).
OOH get you sexy thang!
Quote: dellas @ January 12 2012, 10:51 AM GMTNot sure I like mine anymore? seemed a good idea at the time.
Change it. Google odd words until you come up with something new.
In looking for properties today (we have a possible goer BTW) I saw this one...
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-36503816.html
Look at picture 2 - is that really the best light in which to paint your property? 
I remember a few years ago a friend was looking for a flat and they showed us this pic that by the toilet bowl on the floor was a half eaten bag of MacDonald's chips - classy.
Bloody hell! You couldn't get a studio flat round here for that.
And for me, the chips would have sealed the deal. 
chips.
Quote: dellas @ January 12 2012, 10:51 AM GMT
Not sure I like mine anymore? seemed a good idea at the time.
To be honest, I find that avatar quite creepy. She looks a bit like a mad axe murderess.
Quote: Rob H @ January 12 2012, 12:10 PM GMTBloody hell! You couldn't get a studio flat round here for that.
And for me, the chips would have sealed the deal.
The price for that one is good for a 4 bed but the area isn't that great TBH. We're actually looking more about 2 miles away at similar prices but with 3 beds. At the moment anything that's priced about right that's within 5 miles of the schools is being considered
This looks fun... 
Chip's just been by a constantly sniffing man. God he was annoying.
Quote: Rob H @ January 12 2012, 12:10 PM GMT
Thankyou.
Quote: chipolata @ January 12 2012, 12:45 PM GMTChip's just been by a constantly sniffing man. God he was annoying.
You're welcome. The truth had to come out at some point.
Quote: Rob H @ January 12 2012, 1:20 PM GMTYou're welcome. The penis had to come out at some point.
Quote: Tuumble @ January 12 2012, 11:51 AM GMTIn looking for properties today (we have a possible goer BTW) I saw this one...
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-36503816.html
Look at picture 2 - is that really the best light in which to paint your property?
Maybe they're in a similar position to you and are trying to sneakily prevent you liking it.
Wish I hadn't been reminded how expensive London is 
Quote: AJGO @ January 12 2012, 1:32 PM GMTMaybe they're in a similar position to you and are trying to sneakily prevent you liking it.
Wish I hadn't been reminded how expensive London is
So what would a typical 3 bed semi or terrace cost in 'that London'? I know the prices will vary wildly but as an average...
EDIT: Bloody hell! Just picked Stoke Newington at random on www.rightmove.co.uk as my cousin used to live there and you're looking at £2k a month! That's pushing the equivalent of the annual average salary isn't it?