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Quote: Tuumble @ January 9 2012, 2:17 PM GMT

I won't have any regrets when I'm lying on my death bed...I might admit 'I was a bit crap' however...

I was thinking about this earlier. It's said that you will regret what you didn't do more than what you did, but the only things I regret are things I actually did. Most things I might regret not doing, I just go ahead and do them.

Just stood in the garden and the nutters next door are arguing again

"go on then, pack your stuff and f**k off you bitch, I couldn't give a shit. You f**king slag"

Classy

Quote: lofthouse @ January 9 2012, 9:14 PM GMT

Just stood in the garden and the nutters next door are arguing again

"go on then, pack your stuff and f**k off you bitch, I couldn't give a shit. You f**king slag"

Classy

Didn't last long between Wills and Kate then ?

Laughing out loud

Quote: Oldrocker @ January 9 2012, 9:21 PM GMT

Didn't last long between Wills and Kate then ?

Booyah!

:D :D :D :D

Quote: Oldrocker @ January 9 2012, 9:21 PM GMT

Didn't last long between Wills and Kate then ?

Laughing out loud

Those are the same names as the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ January 10 2012, 12:38 AM GMT

Those are the same names as the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge.

Laughing out loud

In work. Breaking radio silence because I'm bored/tired. How is everyone?

I'm just tickedy-boo (this is a lie)

Decide dot work at home today because I thought I might get more done. This has turned out to be a massive misjudgement.

Quote: roscoff @ January 10 2012, 2:45 PM GMT

I'm just tickedy-boo (this is a lie)

Excellent (This to is a lie)

Hmmm ... where's my phone?

(Logs onto Find My iPhone web app.)

Not located? Hmmm ... I know it was on and charged ...

(Remembers odd thump when putting clothes in the washing machine.)

(Panics and frantically pulls clothes from soak cycle. No iPhone.)

(Checks the rest of the house. No iPhone.)

(Checks the washing machine again and finds submerged phone. Almost cries.)

(Sucks out water with vacuum and places it in box with desiccant.)

I'll give it a day or two to dry out. I guess I'll be an iPhone 4S owner if it won't recover.

Starting to get a bit worried about our house situation now.

We have to move out of our current property by the end of Feb because the owner has decided to sell up. Unfortunately there hardly seems to be anything practical nearby as an alternative.

We don't want to leave the area as the kids are settled at the local schools and because Jo has a job across town which means she has to leave early, she can't drop them off and get into work on time. If I could drive it wouldn't matter being further away but as I can't (for medical reasons) it's bloody awkward.

They could cycle at a push but their route then becomes a choice of either along a busy road or down by the river which has been known to be frequented by nutters. They are only 9, 10 and 12 so neither of those appeal greatly.

Oh, and it's going to cost us around a grand just to get out of this predicament. :(

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