When are chip and Stott gonna make up and f**k?
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Quote: Leevil @ January 7 2012, 5:30 PM GMTWhen are chip and Stott gonna make up and f**k?
I have no quarrel with the gent. But I agree he would probably like to sex in my mouth.
Please this New Year can someone like my one liners? by replying with a 
Feeling needy and ill.
dellas, you're still a bit of a mystery. It's not that your posts can't be funny, even witty but it's hard to warm to such a mysterious figure. I don't want to appear cruel, I've certainly got to know you a bit better during the wee hours of BCG graveyard shift. But there's not a complete image there. Maybe you're special? But it's strange that I don't feel this about anyone else.
What's your name? 
Finally got to Pizza Hut. The last time we went en famille was about four years ago because it was hopeless. Tonight we were asked by three different servers for the drinks order. It didn't arrive any faster. We had two separate servers ask for the main order and they proceeded to screw it up magnificantly. We pootled off for salad and were accosted within seconds of sitting down by a waitress bearing the main course. We told her we weren't ready. She went away. About three seconds later the pizza reappeared accompanied by a different waitress. We told this one that we still weren't ready and would like to have our starters before the main. She wandered off. A full minute later she came back with the pizza in one hand and plates in the other. Would we like to have the pizza now? Biting back the impulse to ask which part of no she was having a problem with, we asked, by now through gritted teeth, for the starters. We waved the pizza a fond farewell again.
A different waitress arrived with garlic bread and disappeared too quickly for us to enquire after the well being of the nachos. We finished the garlic bread and the waitress returned to tell us that they were in fact making us a new pizza. Fine but nachos? we said. She fled and five minutes returned with a bowl into which the nachos had clearly been thrown and briefly wafted under a grill.
Another waitress then appeared with fresh pizza and grovelling. As a token apology free ice cream for the kids and free refills of beers for us, starters weren't charged for and other bits knocked off the bill. We pointed out that Riley Major's pizza hadn't arrived. They deducted that from the bill when it turned up. Bit of a result in the end.
Holy Jesus.
Glad they took some money off!
(And ooh, 1700 posts!)
Will Cam is sitting in his loungewear drinking wine. The multiple fuel stove is pumping out coma-heat.
"Cheers everyone!"
Loungewear? I have a vision of a Red velvet smoking jacket.
Quote: Will Cam @ January 7 2012, 8:44 PM GMTWill Cam is sitting in his loungewear drinking wine. The multiple fuel stove is pumping out coma-heat.
"Cheers everyone!"
How was the funeral keewik?
Quote: keewik @ January 7 2012, 8:46 PM GMTLoungewear? I have a vision of a Red velvet smoking jacket.
Quote: sootyj @ January 7 2012, 8:47 PM GMT
Quote: zooo @ January 7 2012, 8:38 PM GMT(And ooh, 1700 posts!)
I must get a life.
Quote: AJGO @ January 7 2012, 8:49 PM GMTHow was the funeral keewik?
Maybe I should be posting this in the other thread! I'm still reeling from the religious fervour that was present! All in all it was a good funeral for the daughters - big turnout for somebody of 94. she'd been a church member for many years and the service reflected that - only Church of Scotland but it was a strongly evangelical bunch and I found that a bit overwhelming ( or, being honest- boring). However a good send-off.
Quote: keewik @ January 7 2012, 8:58 PM GMTMaybe I should be posting this in the other thread! I'm still reeling from the religious fervour that was present! All in all it was a good funeral for the daughters - big turnout for somebody of 94. she'd been a church member for many years and the service reflected that - only Church of Scotland but it was a strongly evangelical bunch and I found that a bit overwhelming ( or, being honest- boring). However a good send-off.
Glad she got a good send-off, 94 is very impressive.