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You have a baby named Snuffles? Whistling nnocently

Don't mock: Snuffles H is my pride and joy.

Chip's had a gnawing hunger for the last 48 hours. No matter what he eats, still it gnaws.

Perhaps you have a tapeworm?

Actually had a haircut I'm reasonably happy with. This does not happen often.

Pictures or it didn't happen.

Quote: zooo @ January 7 2012, 4:52 PM GMT

Pictures or it didn't happen.

It would cause what scientists refer to as 'A Violent Lust Explosion', and I couldn't unleash such a moist fury on the BCG.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 7 2012, 4:53 PM GMT

It would cause what scientists refer to as 'A Violent Lust Explosion', and I couldn't unleash such a moist fury on the BCG.

I mean no offence, Stott, but you do come across as the least arousing of all the BCGers.

Which means... Chip fancies Aaron. Fact.

Quote: chipolata @ January 7 2012, 5:07 PM GMT

I mean no offence, Stott, but you do come across as the least arousing of all the BCGers.

Terrible insult.

Managed to place in this fun little trifle...

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_301_if-stupid-movies-were-remade-as-oscar-bait_p2/

Gah..wrong thread.

Riley is ravenous. However the rest of Clan Riley are busy playing with Riley Minor's new phone. I want to go to Pizza Hut now!

Quote: David Bussell @ January 7 2012, 5:17 PM GMT

Managed to place in this fun little trifle...

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_301_if-stupid-movies-were-remade-as-oscar-bait_p2/

You didn't win? You're a waste of skin.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 7 2012, 5:27 PM GMT

You didn't win? You're a waste of skin.

Mine was the moral victory.

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