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Robyn is so very happy.

Did she just cum?

I meant about the snow, but please don't misconstrue that further, it'd totally ruin my innocence.

I want snow. :(

Is it snowing in the UK?

Yep!

Dry as a bone here.

Quote: Griff @ October 29 2008, 12:04 AM BST

Winterlight where are you posting from?

Norfolk. I apologise if I made it sound as though I was posting from abroad.

Quote: Griff @ October 29 2008, 12:04 AM BST

My heating broke down yesterday. The f**kers from British Gas have been nightmarishly useless despite my paying for "British Gas HomeCare" which means they are supposed to fix shit when it goes wrong. Apparently someone is coming to mend it tomorrow.

So I am not pleased at this talk of snow tonight.

Ouch!

I stay cold by choice. I've turned off all but two of the radiators in the house. :)

(Bathroom, on low, and my housemate's room, which is really down to her to control the heating.)

Quote: Aaron @ October 29 2008, 12:23 AM BST

Ouch!

I stay cold by choice. I've turned off all but two of the radiators in the house. :)

Being cold is ace, because you can get warm with a blanket or dressing gown. It's magic.

Being hot is rubbish because unless you have air-con then there's f**k all you can do.

I have a fan running in my room all night when I sleep, even in winter, because it makes getting warm extra good.

Quote: Seefacts @ October 29 2008, 12:26 AM BST

Being cold is ace, because you can get warm with a blanket or dressing gown. It's magic.

Being hot is rubbish because unless you have air-con then there's f**k all you can do.

Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezunctly. On every point.

Quote: Seefacts @ October 29 2008, 12:26 AM BST

I have a fan running in my room all night when I sleep, even in winter, because it makes getting warm extra good.

I sleep with a fan on for about 80-90% of the year. Not had it on recently because I'm alone, in a big bed, in a big bedroom, with very little furniture or anything, and no electrical appliances generating heat... But yes, heat is bad. Fans are good. Yay for fans. :)

Quote: Aaron @ October 29 2008, 12:51 AM BST

Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezunctly. On every point.

Agreed doubly!

Quote: Aaron @ October 29 2008, 12:51 AM BST

Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezunctly. On every point.

I sleep with a fan

But you kept getting your knob caught in the blades.

See, if this is what happens when people agree with you... Yeeesh.

(Nah, it wouldn't get as far as the blades. Teary)

Winterlight is f**king pissed off with the low standards of quality that online sellers think is acceptable. I've just bought a book for someone and it is impossible to remove the price label fully. It's just a gluey mess on the back now. Not even white spirit will remove it. Why use such dopey f**king labels?!

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