Have a fag
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I've been smoking all night. Need a breather before my last one.
I wonder if cats/pets can suffer from second hand smoke? I suppose they must. You don't hear about them getting lung cancer though, do you?
I've not heard of many people suffering from second hand smoke, I'm not denying it and I know kids get aggravated asthma. But I think it was more of a scare tactic. I'm most definitely wrong though.
Plus you reminded me of Karl Dilkington: Sharks are immune to cancer. You never hear of any fish getting ill.
Hehehe!
In other news. Alongside the usual obscure soap nobodies and tabloid tarts no one's heard of, Corey Feldman is doing Dancing on Ice this year. COREY FELDMAN.
What the actual f**k?
Mmmm 80s nostalgia and ummm 90s let's not talk about ahem... AND WHAT?!
Going back to a topic from the other day, I have a migraine... ohh pretty colours. 
Ouch.
Migraine = officially time to go to bed, I think!
(Like me)
= sandwich time and then bed time. 
Night!
A poem, or what ever;
'In the bleak midwinter, robin sings his trill,
I put food out, never touched his bill,
Methinks Squirrels are the main culprit,
The destroyed mount, serves to fit his drill.
I am not angry, let us all enjoy the thrill,
Feeding birds is so perfect to my day,
Watching them is perfect each and in every way!
My rifle tracks the pigeon,
A squeeze, a report,
The shot comes up short.
I need to adjust the sights just a smidgen.
--DaButt 2012
Quote: DaButt @ January 3 2012, 4:26 AM GMTMy rifle tracks the pigeon,
A squeeze, a report,
The shot comes up short.
I need to adjust the sights just a smidgen.--DaButt 2012
Sissy. Your real man would capture that pigeon with a bin on a stick. 
Dishwasher stopped draining. Spent an hour fiddling with it, suspecting a piece of crockery had got lodged in the pump. Resorted to whacking it really hard, and now it's working again.
Quote: zooo @ January 2 2012, 8:09 PM GMT*feels smug feelings*
*shakes fist*
Rob is back to work tomorrow. This makes him sad. 
Am waiting for my poor doggy who was dragged off to doggy school to run in a field in this weather.
He is sooooo gonna roll on my bed for this.
Got woken up by the rain it was that loud against my window. It better stop before I have to walk to work.