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A Snowball please!

Quote: zooo @ December 24 2011, 8:38 PM GMT

A Snowball please!

Laughing out loud no probs

Right in the kisser!

I have candy cane flavoured hot choc with whipped cream. Finally starting to enjoy myself. It was hard when I had on marigolds and I was cleaning the bathroom to get festive.

Mmmmm, Snowball.

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Quote: sootyj @ December 24 2011, 8:44 PM GMT

Right in the kisser!

Angry

Pseudo-fajitas cooked in a dirty pan, just stepped on a beer bottle cap on the kitchen floor and 9 pounds of hops are strewn across the unmade bed: perhaps my daughter is right and I do need a wife.

Well it's lucky you're going somewhere else for Christmas dinner, that's for sure.

Just spent nearly 2 hours in A & E. They couldn't find anything but we've appointment at eye specialist hospital at 9.30 a.m. On Boxing Day. That should curtail the Christmas bevvying. The flashing lights were in only one eye and not the kind I get with migraine.
Interesting place, the A & E - 2 policemen on guard outside a room and a thug-like bloke whom we thought was in fact plain clothes.

Oh poor you, that is seriously pants.

Well, it's not life-threatening so I won't complain. Just think of friend who died 3 weeks ago who'd have loved to be here to complain about small things. God! I'm becoming maudlin!

Quote: keewik @ December 24 2011, 9:12 PM GMT

Just spent nearly 2 hours in A & E. They couldn't find anything but we've appointment at eye specialist hospital at 9.30 a.m. On Boxing Day. That should curtail the Christmas bevvying. The flashing lights were in only one eye and not the kind I get with migraine.
Interesting place, the A & E - 2 policemen on guard outside a room and a thug-like bloke whom we thought was in fact plain clothes.

When I was in hospital years ago, there was a convict from a local prison staying in the next ward to mine. He always had a prison guard chained to him, so he must have been a bit of a hard case.

Quite surreal when I got up for a pee at about three in the morning, just as the prisoner was vacting the toilet....with his guard chained to him! I wondered at what point (if any) he unchained the prisoner in the loo.

Hope all goes well, Keewik.

Quote: keewik @ December 24 2011, 9:12 PM GMT

Just spent nearly 2 hours in A & E. They couldn't find anything but we've appointment at eye specialist hospital at 9.30 a.m. On Boxing Day. That should curtail the Christmas bevvying. The flashing lights were in only one eye and not the kind I get with migraine.

Aw, not a fun way to spend Christmas Eve.
I only get it in one eye too, but hopefully whatever it is it's nothing serious.

Interesting place, the A & E - 2 policemen on guard outside a room and a thug-like bloke whom we thought was in fact plain clothes.

Was Prince Phillip in there? ;)

Quote: zooo @ December 24 2011, 9:28 PM GMT

Aw, not a fun way to spend Christmas Eve.
I only get it in one eye too, but hopefully whatever it is it's nothing serious.

Was Prince Phillip in there? ;)

I'm trying hard not to spit! Angry Angry Angry

Prob should head back to house, the crowds thinned out

Where are you now, the shed?

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