I fully expect you to be wearing that outfit on Friday
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Quote: sootyj @ December 11 2011, 4:44 PM GMTBit sexy for me, I'd pinch my arse if I was wearing them.
I have decided if it gets colder I'm going to buy some pyjama bottoms to wear under my trousers.
Which will be sensible cords to go with my flat cap, driving gloves and piss bag.
When did I get so old?
When you forgot to wear a shirt?
I have a saying
"Forget your shirt you're eccentric, forget your pants you're arrested"
George Micheal bought it off me.
Slow night on here.
Quote: Leevil @ December 11 2011, 11:05 PM GMTSlow night on here.
Yeah, well it's about this time of night that everyone's travelling back to prison after their weekend release.
*hears the door slam behind him* 
The trouble with going into the kitchen at this time of night is that when I look at a clock I'm not sure whether it's twenty minutes past twelve or if someone was impatient with the microwave.
Does this mean you need to buy a proper actual clock?
Billwill has sent off the forms to be struck-off.. 
and has varnished some new shelves wot he made.
Quote: billwill @ December 12 2011, 12:27 AM GMTBillwill has sent of the forms to be struck-off.
I did that once. Then sobered-up and frantically phoned the GMC, trying to convince them it was a prank.
Quote: zooo @ December 12 2011, 12:23 AM GMTDoes this mean you need to buy a proper actual clock?
Lady Leevil's actually bought a kitchen clock a while ago. It has pictures of different birds depicting each hour. And when the chime is turned on, it plays the sound of which ever bird-hour the hand is on. The first problem with this is that it can scare the absolute shit out of you when in squawks screech from horrible tinny speakers throughout the day. Problem number two, when you remove the batteries that power the chime, the clock still attempts to power the chime with the batteries from the actual clock. So instead of a terrifying bird cry. You get a pathetic dull gurgling sound. I sometimes think a bird has flown into the window and fell to the floor outside.
Maybe cunningly buy her a cat-themed clock for Christmas and it'll scare the bird one away?
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 12 2011, 12:29 AM GMTI did that once. Then sobered-up and frantically phoned the GMC, trying to convince them it was a prank.
Aha, it's not a medical strike off. I was never doctored; nearly but not quite.
{I did umpteen years for a Ph.D but never submitted, 'cos I was unsatisfied with my experimental results.}
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 12 2011, 12:37 AM GMTMaybe cunningly...
She doesn't deserve it. Oh wait...
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 12 2011, 12:37 AM GMTMaybe cunningly buy her a cat-themed clock for Christmas and it'll scare the bird one away?
AND 
Ah, I've seen three of those bird clocks recently! I thought they looked quite cool.
I'm all for animal themed products. I'm down with the animal print. But the f**king noise is awful. Even with the chime switched OFF it still attempts to make the noise.