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Quote: Will Cam @ November 16 2011, 10:15 PM GMT

Will Cam had his prostate checked yesterday but can only bring himself to mention it today >_<

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHKTE75dgE4

hope it went well.

WILL CAM IS SITTING IN HIS TIN BATH IN HIS LIVING ROOM WEARING HIS FLAT CAP AND SCARF, HE HAS A PINT OF BITTER AND IS SOBBING QUIETLY

WILL'S WIFE WALKS IN

WILL'S WIFE
Will Cam are you crying in the bath tub? I thought you had few emotional needs you big poof.

WILL
I've been bloody violated woman.

WILL'S WIFE
Have you bloody well got drunk at 't pub and been tag f**ked by tho rugby team?
....again?

WILL
No I've had yon prostate exam.

WILL'S WIFE
Oh you silly man, men you're age have their prostates poked all the bloody time.

WILL
Not like this. I bent down and he took me by surprise.

WILL'S WIFE
By surprise?

WILL
He told me he was hear to read the ruddy meter!

WILL'S WHIPPET SUDDENLY POPS ITS HEAD UP IN THE BATH, IT'S HEAD IS COVERED IN SOAP SUDS

WILL
Get down Sootyj!

Love the clip
Would marry the sketch
Thanks for the kind sentiments

but no thoughts for the kind sentiments alas

Quote: sootyj @ November 16 2011, 11:36 PM GMT

but no thoughts for the kid locked in by basement alas

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I can't see the relevance

Quote: sootyj @ November 16 2011, 11:25 PM GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHKTE75dgE4

hope it went well.

WILL CAM IS SITTING IN HIS TIN BATH IN HIS LIVING ROOM WEARING HIS FLAT CAP AND SCARF, HE HAS A PINT OF BITTER AND IS SOBBING QUIETLY

WILL'S WIFE WALKS IN

WILL'S WIFE
Will Cam are you crying in the bath tub? I thought you had few emotional needs you big poof.

WILL
I've been bloody violated woman.

WILL'S WIFE
Have you bloody well got drunk at 't pub and been tag f**ked by tho rugby team?
....again?

WILL
No I've had yon prostate exam.

WILL'S WIFE
Oh you silly man, men you're age have their prostates poked all the bloody time.

WILL
Not like this. I bent down and he took me by surprise.

WILL'S WIFE
By surprise?

WILL
He told me he was hear to read the ruddy meter!

WILL'S WHIPPET SUDDENLY POPS ITS HEAD UP IN THE BATH, IT'S HEAD IS COVERED IN SOAP SUDS

WILL
Get down Sootyj!

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Loved the sketch soots.

Rob H is in bed, watching Jeremy Kyle. On the telly. Not watching his sleeping head on the pillow next to me or anything.

Morning

Finding it slightly hilarious that I changed my avatar from EllieJP's face to a girl's arse and nobody seems to have noticed.

I wish my face got the same amount of attention!

Quote: EllieJP @ November 17 2011, 4:20 PM GMT

I wish my face got the same amount of attention!

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You want the new guy out of Misfits to put his dick in it?

Nooooooo!

Ellie has been quoted in the BCg newsletter twice in two weeks... they must be desperate.

(Still very chuffed)

Billwill is very soon going for a Flu-jab.

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<later>

And is back ... And nobody noticed he was gone...

Hey ho.. It's a quiet day at BCG.

Well I have aches and pains everywhere from wrestling with heavy material to make 5 panto backdrops.

Quote: keewik @ November 22 2011, 11:56 PM GMT

Well I have aches and pains everywhere from wrestling with heavy material to make 5 panto backdrops.

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OH NO YOU HAVEN'T