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Quote: Godot Taxis @ November 3 2011, 1:45 PM GMT

You should have laid him out.

Eh?!

Is it true you sell your poo to garden centres to grow roses with?

Quote: zooo @ November 3 2011, 4:51 PM GMT

Pay as you Go works out massively cheaper for me than any contract would.

The economy needs more people like you.

Quote: DaButt @ November 3 2011, 5:28 PM GMT

What's the strongest form of personal protection you're legally allowed to carry over there?

Um, nothing! You're only allowed to act in self-defence, so if you had anything that could be used as a weapon it would be seen as premeditated.

Atleast one guy has been arrested for having a suspiciously large torch.

You can buy packets of stinky material, so you can make yourself so smelly no one would want to mug you.

And the advice the police give on rape alarms is to let if off in the guys face to scare him off.

Pretty stupid really. Maybe not shooters but tazers or pepper spray should be available with a license.

In my view.

Not even pepper spray? Maybe everyone needs to claim that they need a cane to walk?

I'm cycling home tonight - so hopefully quicker than the muggers.

Quote: EllieJP @ November 3 2011, 5:44 PM GMT

I'm cycling home tonight - so hopefully quicker than the muggers.

Mount a machine gun on the handlebars just in case.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 3 2011, 4:53 PM GMT

Point in case.

Oi!

Quote: AJGO @ November 3 2011, 5:28 PM GMT

Eh?!

Perhaps to measure his length?

On air in 15 minutes...

Quote: zooo @ November 3 2011, 5:58 PM GMT

Oi!

Ditto. I don't see the point in a contract when I mainly use the phone for texts. Why the Hell would I want to talk to another human being?

Hee, we are phone-weirdo twins.

I'm on PAYG and suits me fine. Although, it's not strictly PAYG but it's not contract either. Unlimited texts, Unlimited internet and 250 mins a month. No annual contract.

Quote: Leevil @ November 4 2011, 12:35 AM GMT

I'm on PAYG and suits me fine. Although, it's not strictly PAYG but it's not contract either. Unlimited texts, Unlimited internet and 250 mins a month. No annual contract.

What does that cost you ?

Got to stop looking a LOL animal videos and go to sleep.

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Quote: Oldrocker @ November 4 2011, 12:49 AM GMT

What does that cost you ?

£10 a month. That's a special link, I'd appreciate it if you did choose to sign up, to use it. Whistling nnocently

LOLz

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Awwwwwwwwww!
Forbidden love.

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