We went to a Fright Night thing in a field. Basically 4 huge tents kitted out with spooky things and people in masks jumping out at ya. It sounds shit, it sounded shit, but it was actually quite good. Nothing made me jump, just laugh. But the used strobe lights n stuff and it was quite disorientating which made it fun as we walked around narrow passage ways with things running past us and tapping us on the shoulder n that.
I don't grab people in Texas on Halloween because I might get shot. (I'm mostly kidding.)
Maybe you Texans need to lighten up a bit. Grab a beer or two. 
Quote: Leevil @ November 1 2011, 3:43 AM BSTMaybe you Texans need to lighten up a bit. Grab a beer or two.
It's 11:30 and my neighbors are still at my house and drinking beer.
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Starting the day off right with breakfast tacos.
Amazing! Want!!!
What do you put in them? Tell me!!!
Anything you'd like, really. This restaurant has a dozen choices on the menu. I ordered one potato & scrambled egg taco and one with sausage and egg. Just-made flour tortillas, a little cheese and some spicy green salsa and I'm ready to take on the day.
Texas seems to lean toward breakfast tacos; Californians prefer breakfast burritos.
Quote: DaButt @ November 1 2011, 3:01 PM GMTTexas seems to lean toward breakfast tacos; Californians prefer breakfast burritos.
I didn't know that was an actual thing! I thought my lovely Texan friend just named them that to feel better about eating dinner in the morning 
As far as I'm concerned, if you put breakfast stuff in a tortilla it's breakfast.
You could make an English breakfast taco/burrito by adding fry up ingredients to a tortilla and dousing it with a little salsa.
Quote: DaButt @ November 1 2011, 7:56 PM GMTAs far as I'm concerned, if you put breakfast stuff in a tortilla it's breakfast.
You could make an English breakfast taco/burrito by adding fry up ingredients to a tortilla and dousing it with a little salsa.
A blackpudding taco! (runs away to vomit). 
Just got an early design from the BCG's own Shoepie of the anthropormorphic stapler set to feature in our latest sketch show pilot. Top work!
That reminds me, must check out his Terminator sketch. I'll be back...
Quote: David Bussell @ November 2 2011, 1:43 PM GMTJust got an early design from the BCG's own Shoepie of the anthropormorphic stapler set to feature in our latest sketch show pilot. Top work!
I recently used the word anthropomorphic in a posting in the vegetarian thread. I thought you might like to know this as it probably seperates those of us who are obviously intellectuals from the rest. Like Sooty for instance.