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Wills wig? and collar?

Quote: sootyj @ October 13 2011, 6:24 AM BST

WILLCAM IN FLAT CAP IS SITTING IN HIS LOUNGE IN A TIN BATH
HE HAS A PINT OF BITTER AND IS AIMLESSLY POKING AT A PHOTO OF GEORGE FORMBY

WILL
Wife my ipads frozen again! Put the telly on I want to watch 't match.

WIFE OOV
Oh Will that's a photograph and we have no telly, telly signal doesn't come too random northern town till 2033.

WILL
I unlike those southern nancies with their digital signals and indoor plumbing. Never mind I'll watch you play subuteo instead.

WIFE
I'll bring the table in.

WILL
I wish our feckless son would make love upstairs more quietly.

WIFE
Why our Will they're only young once?

WILL
Because we haven't got a first floor silly woman!

PULL BACK TO REVEAL WILL CAM'S SON AND GIRLFRIEND MAKING OUT ON A STEP LADDER INFRONT OF WILL.

WILL
That's it off I'm down the pub.

WIFE OOV
Well take 't dog with you Will.

WILL
He's no Sooty and he bloody stinks.

WE SEE WILL'S DOG IS INFACT A LARGE HUMAN TURD WITH A WIG ON IT AND A COLLAR/CHAIN

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Just assembled a glass corner bathroom shelf, there are two plastic band things, 4 screws and 3 green plug things left over, but it looks finished to me..

I'm just about to hand in my notice and am feeling a little bit nervous about it.

Ohhh Good luck!!!
What are you are going to do now?

Quote: AngieBaby @ October 13 2011, 2:02 PM BST

I'm just about to hand in my notice and am feeling a little bit nervous about it.

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Good luck!!!

Quote: AngieBaby @ October 13 2011, 2:02 PM BST

I'm just about to hand in my notice and am feeling a little bit nervous about it.

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Good luck, where to next?

Good luck, Angie!

Good luck!

Had the first table read for an upcoming sketch show shoot last night. Some great performances and cracking contributions to the script (except from Matt Stott, who was tits on a fish useless). Jazzed about getting this thing in the can next weekend.

Who's producing it Dave?

Quote: David Bussell @ October 13 2011, 2:45 PM BST

Jazzed about getting this thing in the can next weekend.

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I do hope you are talking about filming.

Quote: Gavin @ October 13 2011, 2:46 PM BST

Who's producing it Dave?

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Turtle Canyon Media - Stuart Laws' outfit out of Pinewood.

Quote: Marc P @ October 13 2011, 2:48 PM BST

I do hope you are talking about filming.

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If I want to insert myself into an oxtail soup for one that's my business.