Quote: Leevil @ September 18 2011, 1:33 AM BSTHow's the wee one?
Quote: Leevil @ September 18 2011, 1:10 AM BSTOff to bed now, this penis isn't going to wank itself.
Answering your own questions Leevil?
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Morning girls. I have no milk. Anyone got a spare pint.
Leevil's got a teaspoon full
Ew.
It's our wedding anniversary
Quote: sootyj @ September 18 2011, 10:23 AM BSTLeevil's got a teaspoon full
Dirty boy
Quote: Tuumble @ September 18 2011, 10:32 AM BSTIt's our wedding anniversary
What was your original sentence Tumby?
Quote: Will Cam @ September 18 2011, 10:34 AM BSTWhat was your original sentence Tumby?
I was convicted in 1999 for a life sentence but it's pending an appeal
Quote: Tuumble @ September 18 2011, 1:01 PM BSTI was convicted in 1999 for a life sentence but it's pending an appeal
Novice.
*twiddles thumbs*
...F**k Sundays are long aren't they.
Quote: Gavin @ September 18 2011, 2:29 PM BST*twiddles thumbs*
...F**k Sundays are long aren't they.
You don't have offspring trying to finish homework do you?
Quote: KLRiley @ September 18 2011, 2:42 PM BSTYou don't have offspring trying to finish homework do you?
No I live on my own in the middle of nowhere, it's all fine part from occasionally I decide I can't work anymore and kinda get bored with own company.
The only thing worse than a hangover is a hangover with cigar breath.
Quote: DaButt @ September 18 2011, 4:35 PM BSTThe only thing worse than a hangover is a hangover with cigar breath. And even worse is someone else's cigar breath.
Hmmm
I added another item to my Etsy shop
http://www.etsy.com/listing/82032517/bite-a-fangtastic-pair-of-plastic
Mates rates available in case anyone wants to get cheap Christmas presents (I'll include any new designs that go up too).