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Hmmm hadn't thought of that track. Got some other Strokes on there.. shall look it up.

Thinking for MC entrance I'm going to try for the first 30 secs of Club Foot (Kasabian), but not sure it's a bit... 'epic'.

Opening of Semi Charmed Life for the acts entrance.

A load of non-offensive indie for the 'inbetweeny' music.

Changed my mind- Semi Charmed life for MC and section entrances- Lenny Kravitz Fly Away guitar line for acts' entrances. Slightly less cliched than Kasabian or The Fratellis or something like that.

It should be this, as posted by sooty t'other day. - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcFE7HEgX3g

:D Maybe next time. Next time I'm going to do a different entrance song for each person, so I might throw that in.

Just laid some lino vinyl in the bathroom. As I'm a first time lino virgin, I'm quite happy with the result.

Animal Tired.

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Does anyone else get a bit embarrassed when someone describes themselves as 'random'?

Quote: TopBanana @ September 2 2011, 6:13 PM BST

Does anyone else get a bit embarrassed when someone describes themselves as 'random'?

Their way of telling you they're a twat.

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 2 2011, 3:59 PM BST

Just laid some lino vinyl in the bathroom. As I'm a first time lino virgin, I'm quite happy with the result.

How could one be a second time virgin?

I bought the Vinyl for my new kitchen floor in a sale this week, brill, a 3 metre by 3 metre offcut, with oak plank patterning for just £12+VAT

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 2 2011, 3:05 PM BST

Changed my mind- Semi Charmed life for MC and section entrances- Lenny Kravitz Fly Away guitar line for acts' entrances. Slightly less cliched than Kasabian or The Fratellis or something like that.

Lenny Kravitz? Sick
Fly Away?? Sick Sick

slowly getting drunk listening to 90's Britpop heroes like Pulp, Sleeper, Charlatans and Echo Belly

Quote: billwill @ September 2 2011, 8:35 PM BST

How could one be a second time virgin?

You've got me there Bill.

Quote: billwill @ September 2 2011, 8:35 PM BST

How could one be a second time virgin?

I bought the Vinyl for my new kitchen floor in a sale this week, brill, a 3 metre by 3 metre offcut, with oak plank patterning for just £12+VAT

I've been looking at those vinyl tiles. I've seen other people use them and they look okay. I'm just not sure though. They look nice and are cheap though. That's a plus! :D

Take out your notepads, any hack comedians reading, because...

I just typed the words "IS IT....." into Google, and the first suggestion was "Is It Normal To Be Sexually Attracted To Numbers?"

I then continued "IS IT WR...." to greeted by;
Is it wrong to sleep with your mother?
Is it wrong to sleep with your cousin?
Is it wrong to sleep with your dog?
Is it wrong to sleep with your sister?

Well, I have a question...

WHAT THE F'CK IS UP WITH PEOPLE?

Only goes up to size 6 ;)

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