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Quote: Shandonbelle @ August 30 2011, 10:36 PM BST

Don't get that statement....he did some good sketches and got feedback from different posters, myself included, at different times, I haven't noticed anyone disappearing.

Look again Shandonbelle and you wil see!

Ben??? Surely not. (JOKING)

Chip's off to bed with a heavy heart. He's just discovered he's run out of satsumas and won't have any to take in tomorrow. :(

Put a seed under your pillow and perhaps the Satsuma Fairy will visit you overnight.

What kind of seed...?

Satsuma seeds are rare, as are Satsuma Fairy visitations.

He has enough fruits in his bed already.

Cue John Lucas...

I'm full of phlegm. Anybody got a tissue they can lend me...

Quote: Shandonbelle @ August 30 2011, 10:36 PM BST

Don't get that statement....he did some good sketches and got feedback from different posters, myself included, at different times, I haven't noticed anyone disappearing.

I don't see that the sketches being good and getting feedback from different people, affects whether people have left at the same time.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 31 2011, 9:26 AM BST

I'm full of phlegm. Anybody got a tissue they can lend me...

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Much obliged.

Is that a tissue or the back of your undies?

Quote: Trabs @ August 31 2011, 10:24 AM BST

Is that a tissue or the back of your undies?

One and the same for me, Trabs. I make my cloth work for me.

You know that saying about how intelligent people don't get bored? Well I must be thick as f**king pigshit.

BOOOOOOREDDD!!!

Why don't you tidy your room?

Quote: Trabs @ August 31 2011, 11:13 AM BST

Why don't you tidy your room?

Because, sir, I am at 'the work'. Being bored on the clock. I suppose I could tidy my drawers...

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