Quote: Tuumble @ August 29 2011, 8:35 PM BSTI'm going on a two day feature writing course tomorrow. Staying in 'that London' with my good lady in the shadow of that London Eye. Will be nice to have some adult time without the kids.
Kabuumble!
Thanks to misreading his satnav BCG's most hapless poster finds himself attending a copywriting course not in London. But in Mordor dark heart of Sauron's evil kingdom. Having mistaken his giant glowing red eye for the London eye.
What's worse his wife is furious that he's been sleeping with Shelob the giant spider demon. Having mixed her cave layer up with the travel lodge.
Poor fellow is left sharing a Hobbit hole with Frodo and an extremely jealous Sam Gamgee.