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Thanks for that. :O

Quote: lofthouse @ August 26 2011, 8:31 PM BST

I walked passed a squirrel on the
main road this morning

well, a squirrels head, a big mangled pile of blood and guts and fur,
and a squirrels tail

poor blighter :(

If you're not going to eat that, can you give me the location (and some baguetter for dipping)

On today's drive to the office I saw the following roadkill:

Deer
Skunk
Armadillo
Opossum
Snake
Coyote (possibly dog)
Squirrel

It's a veritable banquet, Sooty.

:(
I always look away, so I never realy know what I've seen.
It's usually: badger, bunny, fox or hedgehog though, I believe.

I did once see a completely flat rat once. Which, considering how many rats there apparently are around, is a pretty rare thing to see in the road.

DaButt

1 rubberised shovel for scraping up moist things, one super thick garbage bag (leak free), one biohazard international envelope.

Saving Sootyj doing any food shopping for the next week.

Priceless.

Quote: zooo @ August 26 2011, 9:16 PM BST

:(
I always look away, so I never realy know what I've seen.
It's usually: badger, bunny, fox or hedgehog though, I believe.

I did once see a completely flat rat once. Which is strangely, a pretty rare thing to see in the road.

Mixed grill!

I rememer Fry talking about a restaurant in the us where you take your road kill and they cook it for you

From your grill to our grill!

On a lighter note I just ordered Mork and Mindy

loved that as an ankle biter

Quote: DaButt @ August 26 2011, 5:35 PM BST

As long as his house isn't in a tidal surge area he shouldn't have much to worry about. Winds in a Category 1 hurricane aren't that terrible unless the eye passes directly overhead. There's always the risk of tornadoes and the inconvenience of downed trees and power lines, however.

He is at Belle Mead, well inland.

Quote: 404 Not Found @ August 26 2011, 7:34 PM BST

I decided to experience some culture this evening so I tuned into BBC4 for the Proms concert from the Albert Hall, the sound isn't working on BBC4. The sound is fine on every other channel; the picture is fine on BBC4.

Is there anyone else with Virgin Media, who could check whether you also have the same issue?

When watching the proms I usually get video from TV but sound from FM Radio through my hi-fi.

Just looking at the options from my mobile network. There's an adult content filter and rightly so. But I'm confused why it is controlled in this way:

"As this is the first time you remove adult content control, we will ask you for your passport or driving licence details to prove your age."

Unless I'm confused and this is to turn the adult content filter off? Either way, I can still see porn. Will test it again later and then again after that and so on. Someone's got to Whistling nnocently

:) Looking at clouds there are some big beautiful ones today, try gazing at them guys, well relaxing, if you need to relax nothing better so random <3

Any interesting shapes forming? Jesus? Elvis? A hippo? A small man juggling 6 cats?

Damn this forum isn't active enough. I chose the wrong time to snort that Coke. THink I'll go and talk to the neighbours...

:D Of course there is lovely ladies with long braids and horses and giants, I am also listening to bbc radio4 featuring Glen Cambell and others, so feeling a bit smooth and groovy... if you get the drift man, chill out!

My lovely fluffy sunlit clouds have turned into dark thunderous clouds. Can't complain, we ain't had a good thunderstorm here for aaaages.

:) Yeh big black ones towering over small puffs of grey, still pondering whether to spill or slide away, the blue moves in to change the mood in its own majestic way, constant roving to the right angle makes me smile drift today.

Lesson learned: when the cat meows loudly by a completely full food bowl for 24 hours I should check to see if it's full of fire ants.

Update: judging by the sounds emanating from the other room, I think old Butch has repaid my kindness by barfing up his breakfast.

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