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And that is why you are going back in the cupboard.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 28 2008, 8:18 PM BST

And that is why you are going back in the cupboard.

*collects dog poo to throw at Ruby, secreted in something shiny*

*collects a large brick to throw at Matt, secreted in barb wire*

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 28 2008, 8:27 PM BST

*collects a large brick to throw at Matt, secreted in barb wire*

*Sulks in corner*

*Offers a go on Aaron as peace offering*

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 28 2008, 8:31 PM BST

*Offers a go on Aaron as peace offering*

;) I'll ask Zooo to loan you the saddle and riding crop.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 28 2008, 8:31 PM BST

*Offers a go on Aaron as peace offering*

*Screams in abject horror. Then has a little think. Then loosens trousers; just a little.*

Laughing out loud

Zooo would burst!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 28 2008, 8:17 PM BST

When we were young and evil, me and some friends packed some dog poop into a snow ball and threw it full in the face of this boy we didn't like. I imagine he doesn't like snow balls.

What a delightful child you were.

And still not much better. Unimpressed

Quote: Aaron @ October 28 2008, 8:40 PM BST

What a delightful child you were.

And still not much better. Unimpressed

*Takes dog poop earmarked for Ruby and eyes up Aaron instead.*

*Loans Matt brick*

JOKING! I'm joking!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 28 2008, 8:46 PM BST

*Loans Matt brick*

I'M NOT JOKING! I'm not joking! cave that f**kers skull in! I want to see spilled brain meat!!

No need for that sort of thing Ruby; I think you need a little time out to calm down.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 28 2008, 8:43 PM BST

*Takes dog poop earmarked for Ruby and eyes up Aaron instead.*

*stares Matthew down*

Back in the cupboard you! Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ October 28 2008, 8:48 PM BST

*stares Matthew down*

When did you get heat vision?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 28 2008, 8:49 PM BST

When did you get heat vision?

Erm. Eh?

Quote: Aaron @ October 28 2008, 8:51 PM BST

Erm. Eh?

Superman. Nothing to do with the comic book hero; I just think you're lovely.

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