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Only 500?
And you're already part of the furniture.

I had to get to a thousand posts before Marc P would even ignore me

;) Jack, I am not a young lady and I would have thought a more appropriate epithet would be misogynist.

38000 feet over Mississippi. Free in-flight WiFi is the bee's knees.

Quote: zooo @ August 19 2011, 10:51 PM BST

You sir, are a bitch. Do you mean those ones that come in little cardboard pyramids?

That's them. Although the moment's passed and I don't fancy one anymore.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 20 2011, 2:17 AM BST

Only 500?
And you're already part of the furniture.

I had to get to a thousand posts before Marc P would even ignore me

Quote: DaButt @ August 20 2011, 4:00 AM BST

38000 feet over Mississippi. Free in-flight WiFi is the bee's knees.

:) I took a cable car to 12000 ft in Austria, boy would I love to tandem glide down that basting hight! Have you Butt?

Showered, shoes highly polished, best suit on, wallet stuffed with cash - and off to the wedding we go!

:::::Much later I presume:::: Sweaty, shoes dulled, suit crumpled, wallet empty - and back home we come.

:D Enjoy!

Quote: dellas @ August 20 2011, 2:31 AM BST

;) Jack, I am not a lady

The truth is out. :O

This is the penis emoticon:

8=======D

Apparently.

This is the boobies emoticon:

(.)(.)

Quote: TopBanana @ August 20 2011, 6:15 PM BST

This is the penis emoticon:

8=======D

Apparently.

This is the boobies emoticon:

(.)(.)

And if thought up a woman doubtless it would be
8=D

( . )( . )

I've been diddled! I was persuaded to cut the lawn before it rained...it hasn't rained. Pah!

Quote: KLRiley @ August 20 2011, 6:19 PM BST

And if thought up a woman doubtless it would be
8=D

( . )( . )

I don't think women exaggerate boob size! That's a man thing.

Ratio zooo. ;)

Quote: KLRiley @ August 20 2011, 6:19 PM BST

And if thought up a woman doubtless it would be
8=D

Size isn't everything, right? Isn't good technique and stamina more useful considering the average vagina depth?

(I've never said 'average vagina depth' before)

High five \o/\o/

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