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Quote: keewik @ August 15 2011, 12:02 AM BST

Don't want a bag of mackerel, so pass. :)

I meant for Tuumbler's thing but whatever

Quote: Gavin @ August 15 2011, 12:09 AM BST

I meant for Tuumbler's thing but whatever

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

It's snowing. I have never seen snow in the city. I ran outside to bask in it. Oh, so beautiful. The trees are covered in a soft layer of what looks like, tiny bits of cotton wool. I think I will pretend it is Christmas day, minus the food, drink, gifts, family and friends.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 14 2011, 10:34 PM BST

Dear Job,

I am no longer going to do you anymore, as I have found a new Job who loves me more, pays me more money for less hours... in an awesome industry.

Regards,

Eleanor

Again!

:O

Quote: JuliaR @ August 15 2011, 12:59 AM BST

It's snowing. I have never seen snow in the city. I ran outside to bask in it. Oh, so beautiful. The trees are covered in a soft layer of what looks like, tiny bits of cotton wool. I think I will pretend it is Christmas day, minus the food, drink, gifts, family and friends.

Am so jealous!

Eating sausages.

Quote: zooo @ August 15 2011, 1:03 AM BST

Am so jealous!

The snow has stopped, it is melting. The sun is trying to break through. Oh well, never mind, it was lovely while it lasted.

Pika just full on pissed on the duvet with me under it. Loads. Like tipping out a cup of hot orange juice. Had to throw out the duvet. WHY, PIKA? WHYYY????

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 15 2011, 6:33 AM BST

Pika just full on pissed on the duvet with me under it. Loads. Like tipping out a cup of hot orange juice. Had to throw out the duvet. WHY, PIKA? WHYYY????

Is he okay? Cats are usually pretty good about toileting unless there's a problem.

She's fine as far as I can see. Have your cats ever done it before? I've had cats for 7 years and none of them have ever wet the bed :(

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 15 2011, 6:40 AM BST

She's fine as far as I can see. Have your cats ever done it before? I've had cats for 7 years and none of them have ever wet the bed :(

None of mine have ever done that. It's quite odd. Maybe he was just asleep and dreamt of doing it, but ended up doing it for real? Is that what happens with human bedwetters? He's probably fine but I'd keep my eye on him.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 14 2011, 10:34 PM BST

Dear Job,

I am no longer going to do you anymore, as I have found a new Job who loves me more, pays me more money for less hours... in an awesome industry.

Regards,

Eleanor

I told you to get a new job, it's good to see that you do everything I say.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 15 2011, 6:33 AM BST

Pika just full on pissed on the duvet with me under it. Loads. Like tipping out a cup of hot orange juice. Had to throw out the duvet. WHY, PIKA? WHYYY????

Maybe it had nightmares after getting into a fight with a fox. And maybe that fox was actually a vulpix.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 14 2011, 10:48 PM BST

Exactly Chip. Missed you all loads.

Won't say where - but very relevant to the site.

Hurrah!

She was awake at the time :( she just jumped on the bed, stood near my leg and urinated :( she's never done anything like that before. I had to clean her pissy catfeet. I'll watch her- hopefully it was a one off.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 15 2011, 8:39 AM BST

She was awake at the time :( she just jumped on the bed, stood near my leg and urinated :( she's never done anything like that before. I had to clean her pissy catfeet. I'll watch her- hopefully it was a one off.

I wouldn't worry, it sounds behavioural. She misbehaved for attention. If it was involuntary she wouldn't have jumped on the bed first. You've basically got a delinquent cat!

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