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Quote: Nil Putters @ August 1 2011, 8:50 PM BST

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Ambulance for Mr Putters

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 1 2011, 6:54 PM BST

OFFICE WORKER Who's the chav in the corner?

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Hey soots. How did the gig go?

Kicked ass.

Got laughs all the way through and they even let me have an extra 3 minutes.

And I got a laugh from my red crocs..

Now if I can just get the damned thing off my phone.

Well done boss!

Good job Sooty.

Excellent.

Quote: sootyj @ August 2 2011, 11:02 AM BST

Kicked ass.

Got laughs all the way through and they even let me have an extra 3 minutes.

And I got a laugh from my red crocs..

Now if I can just get the damned thing off my phone.

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Whaaaayyy,... Congrats.

Quote: Gavin @ August 2 2011, 11:04 AM BST

Well done boss!

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Shut it and tell me when the plane arrives

Ah, bliss... My last delivery arrived just now (waiting since last Thursday) and the electrickery man did his bit with the main power switch yesterday, so I'm freeee to go out shopping or summat again.

Urgh been back in work less then 4 hours. God I hate it.

I am BOILING.
Ugh.

Not doing that extras thing today. I am going to swing past a local comedy night later and see if I can steal 5 minutes of stage time to practice new material.

Quote: zooo @ August 2 2011, 12:04 PM BST

I am BOILING.
Ugh.

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I'm hotter than you are.