Quote: Leevil @ July 28 2011, 12:54 AM BSTDo you have pints over there? Stupid question I know!
AFAIR.
USA pints = 16 Fluid Oz
UK Pints = 20 Fluid Ox.
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Is OX a typo or are you speaking old man speak?
Quote: Leevil @ July 28 2011, 1:06 AM BSTIs OX a typo or are you speaking old man speak?
Should be Oz for ounces
Is it because American's have small hands?
I cam third in the gong show (Runner up after the joint winners) 
Hooray!
Quote: billwill @ July 28 2011, 12:56 AM BSTAFAIR.
USA pints = 16 Fluid Oz
UK Pints = 20 Fluid Ox.
Our pints are smaller but good beer bars and pubs often sell "real" pints.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 28 2011, 2:24 AM BSTI cam third in the gong show (Runner up after the joint winners)
Do they use an actual big gong?
Will Cam got up to wee at 3.50am and couldn't get back to bastard sleep. He went into work early at 6am and is going to be a right grumpy twat all day (probably take it out on the staff like any good manager would).
What on earth is there to do at work at 6.30 AM?
Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 28 2011, 2:24 AM BSTI cam third in the gong show (Runner up after the joint winners)
Well done Wicks. Nice to see somebody actually doing something towards their comedy ambitions.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 28 2011, 2:24 AM BSTI cam third in the gong show (Runner up after the joint winners)
Congrats big achievment
Quote: sootyj @ July 28 2011, 6:50 AM BSTWhat on earth is there to do at work at 6.30 AM?
1) Scare the shit out of the cleaners
2) Root through everyone's desks
3) Try all the hand creams, lip balms and other personal stuff people leave around
4) The old trick of Ctrl Alt and the down arrow to turn people's computer screens upside down (won't work on all computers). Will cheer me up at 9am.
5) Sit on every toliet after they have just been cleaned.
6) Move things around on the desks of the OCD set.
I'm sure there is more?
Quote: Will Cam @ July 28 2011, 7:00 AM BST1) Scare the shit out of the cleaners
2) Root through everyone's desks
3) Try all the hand creams, lip balms and other personal stuff people leave around
4) The old trick of Ctrl Alt and the down arrow to turn people's computer screens upside down (won't work on all computers). Will cheer me up at 9am.
5) Sit on every toliet after they have just been cleaned.
6) Move things around on the desks of the OCD set.
7) Shag the cleaner
8) Wipe my post shag nob around all the coffee mugs
9) Shit in the recycling bin and cover it with paper
10)Write I can see you inside all the cubicles in the ladies toiletsI'm sure there is more?
I doubt there's much more
Quote: sootyj @ July 28 2011, 7:11 AM BSTI doubt there's much more
Will Cam and Sootyj Risk Management Ltd. is up and running.