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Quote: Oldrocker @ July 26 2011, 9:59 PM BST

Well, no. Not really.

Let's just say that, if I pick the right parts of Wolverhampton, I could have a few pints, a woman from Eastern Europe and a kebab.

£73 actually but better than a smack in the tits !

I used to live in Wolverhampton and frankly you can sniff cocaine off the Lord Mayors shoulder, whilst you bum him wearing his chain of office for £7.30

Quote: sootyj @ July 26 2011, 10:02 PM BST

I used to live in Wolverhampton and frankly you can sniff cocaine off the Lord Mayors shoulder, whilst you bum him wearing his chain of office for £7.30

That's liable is that.

Where in Wolves incidentally ?

Not quite it was Smethwick, bleurgh.

Riley is waiting for the phone to download the photos and videos stored on it. As this is the first time since Riley acquired said phone that the cable to connect to the computer has been located, this may take some time.
I need some light music. Soots, can you come and whistle Ipanema for me please?

Sootyj is sticking his head out of the window and whistling Mandy at full volume.

Quote: sootyj @ July 26 2011, 10:40 PM BST

Sootyj is sticking his head out of the window and whistling Mandy at full volume.

That'll do. :D

I think I just scared Keewick's maloderous fox away.

Foxes hate Manilow.

Try some Val Doonican.

They can't get enough of that shit.

Quote: sootyj @ July 26 2011, 10:47 PM BST

I think I just scared Keewick's maloderous fox away.

But not before it ate the gammon steak fat.

That must be one rank fox.

I'm going to be an extra in a film next week. No pay but it will be an interesting experience no doubt.

Ooh, could be fun!
What film?

Ami Winehouse was buried where my grand dad was cremated

Crikey, 7 degrees of separation every one

Quote: zooo @ July 26 2011, 10:58 PM BST

Ooh, could be fun!
What film?

It's called A Song For Marion. Got some famouses in it, but don't know who will be at this particular shoot.

*looks at imdb*

Ooh, Eccles.

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