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Pot noodles are the way to go!! And a friends floors! Plus you are half way there already.

I've asked Facebook land for floor space in exchgange for flyering.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 26 2011, 4:09 PM BST

Don't really have the pennies. The train isn't too pricey but then I've got to stay over and eat. HRUM. Might see if I can doss on someones' floor and eat packet noodles.

I can supply the noodles. I found a packet while clearing the office. Might be about six years old though.

if your boss has his own loo, put them in the water tank

he'll think he has tapeworms

Sadly we're very democratic.

I just checked last Wednesday's Lottery ticket.

I won !

:D

how much best chum of mine?

Enough to keep me in the style to which I have been accustomed for the foreseeable future !

:P

I didn't know it went down to 50p

£10 minimum Saucy Mare !

And no, it wasn't £10 !

seriously a proper win?

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 26 2011, 9:42 PM BST

I just checked last Wednesday's Lottery ticket.

I won !

:D

Well done! Did you choose numbers that were meaningful (other than being winning)?

Go onnn, tell us how much! (Well done!)

Well, no. Not really.

Let's just say that, if I pick the right parts of Wolverhampton, I could have a few pints, a woman from Eastern Europe and a kebab.

£73 actually but better than a smack in the tits !

Much better than my £2.90 the other week!

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