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Quote: Ben @ July 24 2011, 7:34 PM BST

That actually sounds like hell to me.

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Just give me five minutes to myself, please!

Same here.

But then again im an unsociable, boring pillock.

I've lived in neighborhoods where nobody knew their neighbors' names and I hated every minute of it. This place is much more fun.

Just walked over to retrieve my sandals from a neighbor's truck. I stupidly did so with bare feet and my soles are covered with blisters. The Texas sun is not to be trifled with.

I don't mind the food aspect of it, DaButt. I'm just not that sociable.

In other news, I've been reading through some old emails and remembering happier times.

When I picture Dabutt I get an image of Earl Hickey in my mind..

sorry pal

no offence

i just do!

Quote: lofthouse @ July 24 2011, 7:48 PM BST

When I picture Dabutt I get an image of Earl Hickey in my mind..

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This neighborhood is much closer to King of the Hill. Much, much closer.

dont spoil the magic mate

i prefer you to look like Earl

I'm currently embroiled in a beard-growing bet and haven't shaved in 3 months. I'm beginning to resemble Saddam Hussein in his spider hole days.

thats a hot look dude

the grizzly Adams look

i bet your beating the chicks off with a stick

Quote: lofthouse @ July 24 2011, 7:55 PM BST

i bet your beating off

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Yep.

Wooaw too much info my friend

way too much

see NOW I have an image of Earl Hickey 'beating off' in my mind

only with him sporting a huge beard like a rhododendron bush

Quote: lofthouse @ July 24 2011, 8:06 PM BST

see NOW I have an image of Earl Hickey 'beating off' in my mind

only with him sporting a huge beard like a rhododendron bush

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That makes me want to abuse myself one more time.

*Note to-self:- Dont, I repeat, DONT, get into conversations with DaButt*

Quote: AJGO @ July 24 2011, 10:58 AM BST

Went for a little jog round the block. Man stopped walking towards me, stood there applauding, leering, and shouting 'nice, nice' at me. Intimidating and humiliating. Never doing exercise again.

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What an utter scumbag. I would have been sorely tempted to unleash the full brunt of my feminist wrath! But I'm okay because I don't jog and am not sexually attractive Win me!

I fancy you!