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Quote: sootyj @ July 21 2011, 10:27 PM BST

Quite a cute little thing you are

Pervert.

Door business done and dusted. :)

Quote: chipolata @ July 21 2011, 10:47 PM BST

Door business done and dusted. :)

You can't just leave it at that. We're drooling for information.

I'm supposed to be cleaning my house for a visit by the ex-girlfriend but my neighbor just invited me over for steaks and beer. I know I won't get lucky so the bitch can pee in a dirty toilet. ;)

Even better after steaks and beer!

Quote: keewik @ July 21 2011, 11:31 PM BST

You can't just leave it at that.

I can and did! :P

Robyn doesn't like how strangely Chip is acting...

It was Chipolata Senior asking him to turn that 'racket' off.

Going to go out dancing tonight. Going to wear hair extensions. O0o0o0o0o. Haven't worn them in over a year. Hopefully I won't look like a Geordie Shore slag. I must experiment.

Did a new blog post for the first time in months. Now need to start getting ready.

Chip's just been asked to move some of his stuff from by the door. He wasn't happy.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 22 2011, 9:05 AM BST

Robyn doesn't like how strangely Chip is acting...

Strange like a fox. Cool

Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2011, 2:49 PM BST

Chip's just been asked to move some of his stuff from by the door. He wasn't happy.

At work or at home?

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Quote: zooo @ July 22 2011, 5:05 PM BST

At work or at home?

Work. Home's 20 miles and at least 4 hours away. :(

Is it your birthday TopBanana? Perchance? :)

Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2011, 5:14 PM BST

Work. Home's 20 miles and at least 4 hours away. :(

4 hours???

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