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It sounds very happy, lofthouse.

Wants a cigarette and hasn't had one in 4 days. Oh, isn't life fun?

*shakes*

Good man.

Tommorow will be five days! :)

I drew a picture.

What was it of?

It will appear in a thread shortly. Hang on.

There's a wasp in the bedroom. I can no longer go in there until the wasp leaves. There's also a spider in the bathtub and a fly cooking some eggs. Looks like I'll be living in the garden from now on.

Today, I have mostly been winning a bottle of Champagne in an archery competition. :)

Quote: Leevil @ July 14 2011, 5:50 PM BST

There's a wasp in the bedroom. I can no longer go in there until the wasp leaves. There's also a spider in the bathtub and a fly cooking some eggs. Looks like I'll be living in the garden from now on.

What about all the wasps, spiders and fly's in the garden?

Talking of wasps....

I was sat in the garden before and I got to thinking

apart from humans, what other animals do bees/wasps sting?

Those of you who wanted desperately to see my party photos - they are now on Facebook.

Quote: Tuumble @ July 14 2011, 6:18 PM BST

Today, I have mostly been winning a bottle of Champagne in an archery competition. :)

Yay! Something went right for Tuumble.

Today I was doing 70mph up The A1 motorway when without any warning an RAF jet roared low and alongside me for about 5 seconds.

The noise and spectacle nearly made me foul myself.

:D

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ July 14 2011, 8:55 PM BST

Today I was doing 70mph up The A1 motorway when without any warning an RAF jet roared low and alongside me for about 5 seconds.

The noise and spectacle nearly made me foul myself.

Did you win?

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