Probably right there. And yet we have a Tory (pretty much) government and not too much is being said about it.
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Well, some of them were highly suspect.
"I woke up from my drunken night of partying in a tent to find bite marks on me! I didn't actually SEE any foxes, but what else could it have been?"
And so on.
Quote: Marc P @ July 6 2011, 10:52 PM BSTWent in at number one bestseller on the Sunday Times original fiction list list, still in top four after a month.
Fo' shizzle? Was this the kids book?
Doubting. Doubting. Forever doubting.
Quote: zooo @ July 6 2011, 11:06 PM BSTWell, some of them were highly suspect.
"I woke up from my drunken night of partying in a tent to find bite marks on me! I didn't actually SEE any foxes, but what else could it have been?"
And so on.
Quite. It is a fair assumption to make. It is equally as likely as a tiger having a quick nibble before it realised it was in the wrong country.
Ben listen to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSg346ZVOM4
Quote: Vader @ July 6 2011, 11:06 PM BSTFo' shizzle? Was this the kids book?
No, not written that yet. Just want to. 
Well done anyway. I take it you've done well then! This reminds me of that thing in Critique about best sellers.
I hope you're not planning any Basic Instinct style double bluffing about not being stupid enough to kill someone as described in your book.
Is there any murder in it?
Quote: Bill Jaguar @ July 6 2011, 11:01 PM BSTYes, but for most that isn't the point (strangely).
Dogs are pets they would never do it out malice.
(Biased glasses off, prejudiced glasses on).
Foxes on the other hand are mean and viscious and wild and ginger (I made that one up), they will eat children given half the chance. It isn't at all due to the fact that people want them to have bad press in the hope that they could continue hunting them (legally anyway).
You credit foxes with the intellect to do it out of 'malice'!!! They're
just animals doing what is natural, as are dogs and in the right set of circumstances dogs will turn on us too.
On another tack, I couldn't understand why anybody would leave their door open with children upstairs after the Madeine McCann business.
Quote: Vader @ July 6 2011, 11:15 PM BST
Murder, rape, porn films and corona beer.
Quote: keewik @ July 6 2011, 11:36 PM BSTYou credit foxes with the intellect to do it out of 'malice'!!! They're
just animals doing what is natural, as are dogs and in the right set of circumstances dogs will turn on us too.On another tack, I couldn't understand why anybody would leave their door open with children upstairs after the Madeine McCann business.
Don't concern yourself with that post keewik, it was only a joke. Besides I reckon animals probably have more intelligence than we give them credit for, foxes more so. Maybe in the future, they will have the same brain power as us, if we haven't wiped them out in fear that is.
Besides it is an indirect, and possibly erroneous, accreditation you have there. I said 'dogs would never do it out of malice', if you wish to extend an implication to the contrary for foxes then that is your fault, because I might not have. Nice talking to you though.
Holding your 'another tack' then promptly jabbing into someone's eye, I imagine it is because some people are just that silly. It is the willful ignorance of 'it will never happen to me'.
Sup, yo.
Supper yo.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 7 2011, 1:00 PM BSTSup, yo.
You've got a lot of nerve showing your face round here.
Hmmm, bit bigger than I expected!
Robyn's hair is pretty damn short. 
Chip's contemplating mass murder. There's a wasps nest in the shed and if he doesn't destroy it he risks being stung to death later in the year when the wasps wake up.