You are probably the biggest perv on this site.
AND WE HAVE CHIPOLATA.
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Quote: zooo @ June 28 2011, 6:33 PM BSTYou are probably the biggest perv on this site. AND WE HAVE CHIPOLATA.
OI!
Quote: zooo @ June 28 2011, 6:33 PM BSTYou are probably the biggest perv on this site.
AND WE HAVE CHIPOLATA.
Go me! 
Quote: chipolata @ June 28 2011, 6:37 PM BSTOI!
Perverts on the internet? This is news to me, what is the world coming to? And no target practice jokes if you please.
Quote: TopBanana @ June 28 2011, 12:21 PM BSTMy parents used to put me in the kitchen sink to wash me as a child. This went on until the age of 7.
Is that a) normal, b) weird or c) f**king child abuse?
Depends whether your house had a bath or not.
Quote: Leevil @ June 28 2011, 3:36 PM BSTGoody it is then.
Now we need a matching Baddy!
My mam used to wash me in the kitchen sink too. She used to do me and the spuds at the same time, kill two birds by eck!
but we were happy
aye lad, aye
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 28 2011, 3:57 PM BSTI am in danger of buying all the books.
If you find any old (c 100 years old) tattered books with pictures in, save them for me. I have a suspicion that charity shops throw out such books, but some are great for republication as a website.
At 100 years old there is a fair chance that they are out of copyright, because the rule is copyright lasts 70 years after the death of the Author/Photographer/Painter.
Quote: lofthouse @ June 28 2011, 10:46 PM BSTMy mam used to wash me in the kitchen sink too. She used to do me and the spuds at the same time, kill two birds by eck!
but we were happy
aye lad, aye
Those aren't the spuds you're peELING MUUUUMMM!!! 
Quote: lofthouse @ June 28 2011, 10:46 PM BSTMy mam used to wash me in the kitchen sink too. She used to do me and the spuds at the same time, kill two birds by eck!
but we were happy
aye lad, aye
I heard she use to cook carrot and peas in the same pot.
Quote: DaButt @ June 28 2011, 5:45 PM BSTWaiting by the pool while the room is cleaned. I'm pretty sure this hottie was hired to just parade up and down in her tiny bikini.
Maybe it's a one woman slut walk
Her clothes are not an invitation!
Ellie is quite drunk.
Quote: EllieJP @ June 28 2011, 11:15 PM BSTEllie is quite drunk.
Work on it! Hic. 
Quote: lofthouse @ June 28 2011, 10:46 PM BSTMy mam used to wash me in the kitchen sink too. She used to do me and the spuds at the same time, kill two birds by eck!
but we were happy
aye lad, aye
I remember being washed in the kitchen sink quite vividly. We had - still have actually - a yellow plastic jug which my mum used to collect tin foil in for some charity. I'd tip them out onto the draining board and the jug was filled with water to wash my hair.
I must've been tiny and as I recently tipped the scales at 16 stone the logistics are actually now quite terrifying...
Quote: EllieJP @ June 28 2011, 11:15 PM BSTEllie is quite drunk.
welcome to the party pal.
Quote: TopBanana @ June 28 2011, 12:21 PM BSTMy parents used to put me in the kitchen sink to wash me as a child. This went on until the age of 7.
Is that a) normal, b) weird or c) f**king child abuse?
c) if it has a waste disposal.
Mmm booze.