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Why?

Because

Chip's hot.

bugger me its hot tonight

somebody fan me

Quote: lofthouse @ June 26 2011, 9:53 PM BST

bugger me its hot tonight

somebody fan me

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Only if you provide me with the body.

Quote: lofthouse @ June 26 2011, 9:53 PM BST

bugger me its hot

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offer of the week

Hehe!

RUDE!

Thank lord we bought an air cooler last year. The room would be unbearable otherwise.

air cooler huh?

how the other half lives!

I know! Disgusting.

It was only £60 in the Argos!

Argoose?!

I was going to write something about air coolers, blowing and £60 in Argos but I shall not, because frankly it is vile and despicable how anyone could thin along those lines is beyond me.

Ahhhhh good ole Argos.

Its like Harrods but for poor people.

Wow at Beyonce at Glastonbury.

I didn't know she was like, good and stuff.