Quote: billwill @ June 15 2011, 3:19 PM BSTOh? What happened?
To quote: "We have completed our investigation. Unfortunately, we are unable to
reimburse you for this bank reversal." 
Status report Page 3,803
Quote: billwill @ June 15 2011, 3:22 PM BSTBe sure to tell them before the gig that your jokes are about virtual parents no real ones.
YES! Good idea!
Battery dying. Time to recharge and come back stronger to fight for another day!!!
Quote: Leevil @ June 15 2011, 3:37 PM BSTBattery dying. Time to recharge and come back stronger to fight for another day!!!
You need a backup psu like me!
Quote: Leevil @ June 15 2011, 3:37 PM BSTBattery dying. Time to recharge and come back stronger to fight for another day!!!
Are you the rabbit on the Duracell adverts?
What up Ros not seen you in a while. Hows life?
Quote: billwill @ June 15 2011, 3:22 PM BSTBe sure to tell them before the gig that your jokes are about virtual parents no real ones.
Or that you hate them.
Quote: Gavin @ June 15 2011, 3:43 PM BSTYou need a backup psu like me!
All the cool kids have one!
Status: ready to die trying, as always. Or just die, basically.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 15 2011, 3:21 PM BSTOne of my jokes implies I recently heard my parents doing a sex.
Oh noes!
Quote: lofthouse @ June 15 2011, 1:52 PM BSTDay off today so watching royal ascot on the telly
bunged a tenner on to make it interestin
come on you beauties!!
Shitty friggin nags
Has probably drunk too much 8% beer to drive safely. Can't pick my girlfriend up now. She's a little angry.
Ben, you might be better off with a boyfriend, they are more forgiving re overdoing the juice! 
Yes, gays are onto a good thing. They don't get any of the 'battle of the sexes' problems. How does one apply?
Quote: Nogget @ June 15 2011, 7:54 PM BSTHow does one apply?
Plenty of lube?