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Yup. It's a date.

Quote: billwill @ June 14 2011, 2:58 AM BST

Erm, I think that relates to when turning ON a stopcock.

If you did what you suggested the water would not be OFF, so you could be in for a soaking.

Well done Billwill, wondered who'd be the first to spot that one.

:)

Quote: Rob H @ June 14 2011, 10:51 AM BST

Yup. It's a date.

Wohoooo!

Quote: EllieJP @ June 14 2011, 11:02 AM BST

Wohoooo!

Thought you'd be pleased. :)

Will Cam has just ordered an iPad2 :D

He orderd it direct from Apple but it won't be dispatched until 22nd June with an estimated delivery date of 28th June! What the f**k are they doing, making it? Angry

:( Hug Tuumble.

Robyn's friend is meant to be coming over to bake, but she is rubbish at replying to texts/Facebook messages. Siiiigh.

As a variation to going into a room and forgetting why you went in, I went onto Google and forgot what I wanted to search for. Yet I knew only a second ago. Anyone got a new brain?

Quote: Nogget @ June 14 2011, 11:53 AM BST

As a variation to going into a room and forgetting why you went in, I went onto Google and forgot what I wanted to search for. Yet I knew only a second ago. Anyone got a new brain?

A couple of nights ago in Asda I was half way along an aisle when I suddenly thought of something I needed so I set off at a pace. When I got to the end of the aisle I hadn't got a clue what it was or which direction I should be going in!

:S

Quote: Oldrocker @ June 14 2011, 12:17 PM BST

A couple of nights ago in Asda I was half way along an aisle when I suddenly thought of something I needed so I set off at a pace. When I got to the end of the aisle I hadn't got a clue what it was or which direction I should be going in!

:S

It was memory aid tablets Aisle three half way along...

I said Aisle three half way along.

I said... oh never mind.

:)

Quote: Will Cam @ June 14 2011, 11:19 AM BST

Will Cam has just ordered an iPad2 :D

He orderd it direct from Apple but it won't be dispatched until 22nd June with an estimated delivery date of 28th June! What the f**k are they doing, making it? Angry

The factories in China where it's made have had multiple suicides from over work.

Quote: Marc P @ June 14 2011, 12:29 PM BST

It was memory aid tablets

I've already got some of those . . now, where did I put them?

Quote: sootyj @ June 14 2011, 12:37 PM BST

The factories in China where it's made have had multiple suicides from over work.

I hope they finish mine before they top themselves Whistling nnocently

Quote: Will Cam @ June 14 2011, 11:19 AM BST

Will Cam has just ordered an iPad2 :D

He orderd it direct from Apple but it won't be dispatched until 22nd June with an estimated delivery date of 28th June! What the f**k are they doing, making it? Angry

They need to order in more bells and whistles parts. ;)

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 14 2011, 11:48 AM BST

:( Hug Tuumble.

Robyn's friend is meant to be coming over to bake, but she is rubbish at replying to texts/Facebook messages. Siiiigh.

When I was a lad, we had none of these electronic aids. If we were out playing on LLangyndyr Moor, when Mum wanted us back for teatime, Dad walked to the edge of the moor and did an unusual warbling whistle with his fingers. The sound carried for miles across the moor.

Quote: Will Cam @ June 14 2011, 11:19 AM BST

What the f**k are they doing, making it? Angry

Pretty much. Not sure how it works in the UK but when I've ordered Macs and iPhones I've received tracking numbers that showed my package going from China to Anchorage, Alaska, before making its way to Texas.

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