Cut it down and then throw it through their window. Or head.
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Quote: Timbo @ June 4 2011, 10:13 PM BSTSo you're now a treefella?
TIMBER!!...
Quote: Bill Jaguar @ June 4 2011, 11:09 PM BSTStatus report:
Tapping on arm which is being amazingly unresponsive and still.
Kicking leg which also being very disobedient and not responding.
Can't understand what is going on.
Worried are you falling sideways? one side less responsive? I hope it is not a 'mini stroke' TMI or whatever, but ring NHS direct for information very helpful when needed, please report back! cos I am worried... 
My "tree" was a mere four or five years old.
Those not having to remove it in the burning heat may only have called it a bush. But they would be wrong.If it is taller than me. Its a tree.
A bush? You should have just trimmed it.
Thats the wife's department
Quote: zooo @ June 4 2011, 11:09 PM BSTI'm gonna get you.
Quote: dellas @ June 5 2011, 3:09 AM BST
Don't worry I already posted that it was my armchair, sorry to have worried you, but thank you for the concern all the same.
Going to get dressed.
at 12:47pm? I should bloody well think so too
Is glad we have a cool spell ahead.
On a flight from Oklahoma City to San Antonio via Dallas. Ready to go home via a trip to the local pub.
My 8 year old lad today called my mother-in-law 'The Ayatolla of the Caravan'.
I'm so proud...
Black floater has gone grey now! think its a wierd thingy.
Quote: dellas @ June 6 2011, 6:13 AM BST
I hope we are talking eyes and not lavatory bowls? See a doctor Dellas.