Quote: Marc P @ June 4 2011, 12:47 PM BSTAsk them what they have seen?
I was too busy hiding in the kitchen. Waiting for them to stop knocking and go.
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Quote: chipolata @ June 4 2011, 12:45 PM BSTJehovah Witnesses are about.
*stones Chipolata*
well you DID say Jehova
Quote: Leevil @ June 4 2011, 12:53 PM BSTGot my AstroTurf samples yesterday!
It's awful stuff!
My next door neighbour has the stuff. His back garden looks like a florist's stall.
Quote: chipolata @ June 4 2011, 12:53 PM BSTI was too busy hiding in the kitchen. Waiting for them to stop knocking and go.
Should have put some Jimi Hendrix plating Bob Dylan on and turned the volume right up. They'd have liked that. 
Not the sort of behaviour I expect from a vegetarian, Leevil. TUT.
Quote: Marc P @ June 4 2011, 12:59 PM BSTShould have put some Jimi Hendrix plating Bob Dylan on and turned the volume right up. They'd have liked that.
I'll wear my yarmulke to the door next time they come a knocking. They'd like that even more!
All along the watchtower!!
Quote: Marc P @ June 4 2011, 1:07 PM BSTAll along the watchtower!!
*identifies Marc as one of the Final Five*
Quote: chipolata @ June 4 2011, 1:11 PM BST*identifies Marc as one of the Final Five*
The clique you mean??
Quote: Marc P @ June 4 2011, 1:16 PM BSTThe clique you mean??
I doubt we could muster 5 now we've lost so many Cliquettes over recent months. At this rate we'll have to recruit ToddB and Lady Laughter to the inner circle!
Quote: zooo @ June 4 2011, 1:00 PM BSTNot the sort of behaviour I expect from a vegetarian, Leevil. TUT.
What?! 
Is it made from animal fur or sommink?
True, true.
You're supposed to be a fan of plants and vegetation! Not all 'I hate bloody grass, I'm replacing it with some weird plastic shit.'
Quote: zooo @ June 4 2011, 1:48 PM BSTYou're supposed to be a fan of plants and vegetation!
But they offered free samples!! Who doesn't like free samples?