Chip put a clean duvet on the bed yesterday. The cat was sick on it this morning. 
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Quote: chipolata @ June 2 2011, 8:51 AM BSTChip put a clean duvet on the bed yesterday. The cat was sick on it this morning.
Anyway my new book has charted at number 2 in Australia. Be out here next week. If anyone is at Victoria station next Thursday they might see it. 
It's only being sold at one railway station? Curious marketing strategy, Marc. 
Quote: chipolata @ June 2 2011, 9:04 AM BSTIt's only being sold at one railway station? Curious marketing strategy, Marc.
Hey what can I tell you, I can only carry so many books and I am not like the Doctor able to flit about in time and space. Although I do have a number of bow ties. But I am not able to tie them. Sod the sonic just give me a screwdriver as I like to say in the pub.
Quote: Marc P @ June 2 2011, 8:57 AM BSTAnyway my new book has charted at number 2 in Australia.
OoooOOOOooooooh!
What kept you off the number one spot?
Quote: Marc P @ June 2 2011, 8:57 AM BSTAnyway my new book has charted at number 2 in Australia. Be out here next week. If anyone is at Victoria station next Thursday they might see it.
What's it called Marc?
Quote: zooo @ June 2 2011, 10:38 AM BSTOoooOOOOooooooh!
What kept you off the number one spot?
Lol. Well it's only just come out there. Number one is called Caleb's Crossing by Geraldine Brooks. Women writers obviously haven't been reading The Bookseller!
(She's only won a Pulitzer that's not like proper writing innit?)
Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 2 2011, 10:40 AM BSTWhat's it called Marc?
Tis called Private London - and has a character called Laura in it!
Because it's the bestest name in the worldddddddddddddddddddddddd!
LOL. Well I said I would.
*orders a copy direct from Victoria Station*
Quote: Marc P @ June 2 2011, 10:43 AM BSTTis called Private London
Does it have the Ballydehob fella in it? Say yes and I'm off to Victoria Station too
Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 2 2011, 11:00 AM BSTDoes it have the Ballydehob fella in it? Say yes and I'm off to Victoria Station too
Actually no 
Ballydehob feller will be back in October. He's busy round the back of a pub with an Irish prostitute at the moment.
I'm sure it's all in a days work
I appear to have woken up in January 2010 when people on BCG were discussing dinnerladies.
Quote: Marc P @ June 2 2011, 8:57 AM BSTAnyway my new book has charted at number 2 in Australia. Be out here next week. If anyone is at Victoria station next Thursday they might see it.
It sold a single copy, and came second to
"It's a fair Dinkum barby ya black Bastard"
By emeritus professor of drinking Dr Crocodile Dundee which sold 2 million.