Ben is wearing brand new socks. They're nice and comfy. Ben also has coffee breath. Ben needs to go and pester someone for chewing gum.
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Is sitting in class and is pretty sure he didn't do the homework for today properly.
Balls.
Ellie is waiting for the impending bollocking she's going to recieve for the fire alarm going off and the whole of the estate being evacuated and the fire engines. It wasn't her that was using the toaster, but as Office Manager I should have made sure it was clean! Arghhhhh
That shouldn't be funny.
*attempts to stifle laughter*
Quote: EllieJP @ January 26 2009, 3:07 PM GMTEllie is waiting for the impending bollocking she's going to recieve for the fire alarm going off and the whole of the estate being evacuated and the fire engines. It wasn't her that was using the toaster, but as Office Manager I should have made sure it was clean! Arghhhhh
I'll send Powdered Toast Man to your rescue.
Don't forget me!
He was a Brave Little Toaster.
Dr Mato has to go to the shops and get things for her cupboards and ice box as they are very empty looking. Plus she needs wash machine soap. Also she sent all her towels and extra sheets home with her dad except one and needs to replace them.
I shall go to the cheese shop and buy yummy cheese and over to the around the world shop and buy me some Fox's butter crunch crinkles, Uncle Jacks mint balls, and some Maggi mixes. Oh and I need some Jacobs coffee........yummy!
Oh and then to the liquor shop for gin.
Tee hee! 
Did you have gin on the reservation, or is this the western world corrupting you?
Mato makes everything sound like fun! Even food shopping.
Quote: Dr Mato @ January 26 2009, 3:20 PM GMTyummy cheese
Fox's butter crunch crinkles
Uncle Jacks mint balls
gin
<3
Quote: Aaron @ January 26 2009, 3:21 PM GMTDid you have gin on the reservation, or is this the western world corrupting you?
Not in my families area. My family are against alcohol consumption. The western world has corrupted me.
Tut! Naughty west. Naughty. *spanks its botty*
Did you hide all the alcohol when your dad was visiting?