What a gold-plated arse I am - I have cocked-up on a scale I can't even begin to understand. I don't ask for much but a dribble of common sense would be very welcome - I just feel so incredibly thick right now.
On the positive side this has forced me into bringing forward an idea which I spoke about a few weeks ago. I was going to put it into action after my holiday next week but it now begins tomorrow.
I'm going to tie up some loose ends today before going full steam ahead. You're not going to recognise me...