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He went to the same school as me, and he & his friends always said they'd go to a party as all of KISS. So he went to the last day of school as one of them!

Did you wish the elephant HAD fallen on him?

Quote: zooo @ May 27 2011, 9:24 PM BST

Sounds like a c**t.

And shouldn't that be illegal, anyway?

Nothing is illegal in Africa.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ May 27 2011, 8:58 PM BST

I was in a strip joint filled with porn stars last night (work thing)

The pimping still working out for you?

He has a stuffed crocodile in his house

and yep he was the one that shot it

I've seen it - it's frigging massive!

But he's my boss, I just nod politely when he's talks about it

cant exactly call him a bloody thirsty murdering bastard can I?!

Strip joint! Spearmint Rhino?

I'm in a foul mood because I'm back in the office. But I'm the only one here. So I can put music on and drink as much coffee as I like

Quote: TopBanana @ May 27 2011, 9:30 PM BST

Strip joint! Spearmint Rhino?

*Shudders* Sheffield lasses. Good god.

Quote: Gavin @ May 27 2011, 9:30 PM BST

I'm in a foul mood because I'm back in the office. But I'm the only one here. So I can put music on and drink as much coffee as I like

Are you only allowed a certain amount of coffee when everyone else is in then?

Quote: bigfella @ May 27 2011, 9:40 PM BST

Are you only allowed a certain amount of coffee when everyone else is in then?

Tuesday.

I wrote a new blog post. :)

http://baskin-robyns.livejournal.com/

Rt'd

Aww. The ending to that is brilliant.

Thank you. :$

Quote: KLRiley @ May 27 2011, 4:55 PM BST

Can't. Its pass/fail. There are three options. They did okay and passed. They did it crap and failed. They didn't do it for whatever reason and failed. I'm also under the microscope. I have to make sure that everything is done by the book. I may be leaving but I'm sure they'll look for a way to not pay me off if they can.

And it was suggestions as to what I do with the dense student that were required.

Send him/her: "If you have forgotten such an important piece of work, why do you assume that I will have remembered that you have done it. You will have to do it again!"

Coffee is rank.

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