Are you actually doing these things?
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"Just the one lump for me please John. Seventeen for Leevil."
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ May 25 2011, 3:00 PM BST*makes Zooo-Rob-Leevil human centipede to save time*
*wants*
Bagsy the front seat!
Thinks he's just ingested a very tiny amount of petrol.
Chip's just arrived at Birmingham New Street, he's never going to get home in time for The Apprentice (which, ironically, is set in Birmingham tonight). 
Chip's just seen an agressive man - "FUCKOFFYOUALL!" - wrestled to the platform floor and sat on by a member of staff. Good stuff. 
Was it sooty?
Quote: Nil Putters @ May 25 2011, 8:16 PM BSTWas it sooty?
I think I did hear - "COCKING SHEERSMITH! BOLLOCKING BCG!" - at one point.
Quote: chipolata @ May 25 2011, 8:15 PM BSTChip's just seen an agressive man - "FUCKOFFYOUALL!" - wrestled to the platform floor and sat on by a member of staff. Good stuff.
Did you cheer and wave your cravat at the nice security man?
Quote: Ben @ May 25 2011, 8:30 PM BSTDid you cheer and wave your cravat at the nice security man?
No, but I took a picture as a memento of the week's hightpoint.
Did you reeeeeally?
Anyone seen Scats? She should have got her results yesterday. Don't want to think that I've scared her off with all my grumbling about how useless students are.
Quote: zooo @ May 25 2011, 8:35 PM BSTDid you reeeeeally?
I'll post it tomorrow.
Burnt the roof of my mouth earlier, eating chilli. It hurts.
Quote: chipolata @ May 25 2011, 8:40 PM BSTI'll post it tomorrow.
Yayyy!
Quote: KLRiley @ May 25 2011, 8:38 PM BSTAnyone seen Scats? She should have got her results yesterday. Don't want to think that I've scared her off with all my grumbling about how useless students are.
Oh wow, good remembering!
I'm sure she'll be on soon. Hopefully she's celebrating her result somewhere.