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Make a luxury car out of them

your very own ROLLS Royce!

Ok I'm done

If you can't empathise turn your roll upside down

IT'S A ROLL REVERSAL!!!!

Being stared at through the door by wee fox which has eaten all we put out and needs more. Do I Angelic defrost some cooked chicken (b) open a tin of salmon (c) ignore it, heartlessly?

Ignore it! Give it leftovers again tomorrow.

Or, go and give him a little cuddle.

He's covered in ticks.

They are vermin.

Quote: zooo @ May 22 2011, 9:20 PM BST

Ignore it! Give it leftovers again tomorrow.

Or, go and give him a little cuddle.

It might have fleas. Indeed I have sen it scratching. And it runs away when we open the door.

Quote: sootyj @ May 22 2011, 9:22 PM BST

He's covered in ticks.

They are vermin.

No, no - they eat vermin. He is what stands between us and a plague of rats.

They don't eat rats, they eat cats.

Quote: sootyj @ May 22 2011, 9:26 PM BST

They don't eat rats, they eat cats.

Rats are for starters, though.

That's what they say. Never heard a real instance of that happening though, I think cats could easily see them off.
Now, human babies...

No babies here now - they're rapidly becoming old men!
Finally defrosted some chicken scraps which it ate. Then a female came along and I swear to you they kissed. It was very touching.

keewik!! You're funny. I like your fox updates. Although I think you may be going slightly mental. ;)

Going? Long gone.

Quote: zooo @ May 22 2011, 9:44 PM BST

keewik!! You're funny. I like your fox updates.

This.

Just left my neighbors' house because they were getting ready to fry some freshly caught trout and I don't dig seafood. We'll gather again in a few hours to drink beer and watch Game of Thrones.

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